Anyone here still do the Calais booze and *** runs ? If so would you post tobacco to me please, I'll pay obviously. My usual runner has stopped and I'm now forced to buy my baccy from a shop at huge prices.
Thought this was a thread about Stu's pancake boys. Incidentally the cheapest cigs over here are 12 pounds a pack.
Nah the pound dropped with brexit mate. About 18.50 AUD. Helps that the pay here is ridiculously inflated from the UK.
Minimum wage out there is about £10.50, they add £3 an hour danger pay in that country in case you're sat at your desk and find yourself half consumed by an anaconda.
Crawling up the beach after a shark attack with one leg gone and the other one hanging off and your head gets bitten off by a crocodile and a snake slithers up to you and finishes you off. Not one single person has died of natural causes in that country. Ever.
Its a cunning plan making them protected species. No one needs pension plans. Average life expectancy is 23 and 1/2.
Good stuff, you can afford to come home at the weekends for games then. You may have a sudden influx of Americans heading your way shortly.
That's too short to get on a bus or in a taxi, but long enough to be caught by a crocodile at full speed whilst attempting to run away.
