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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Your levels of beel have been legendary this game mate. Xxx
     
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  2. ValleyGraduate12

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    Agree <cheers>

    I'm bloody howling here at how useless town are. Killing ACS by mistake is the cherry on the top <laugh>
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I have been trying to get in the spirit of things yes.

    I must say i really really enjoyed these games. thanks chaos. the more you look at vids and all the stuff the more fun it is.

    Ultra super bigly.
     
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    I know who the emporer is but was told not to tell.
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Well i left it once i saw he was in lead stupidly as clearly town were not going to lynch a clear mafia.
     
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  6. Captainchaos.

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    Battle 3

    Surely the good guys will have one breakthrough in this have????

    It's maverick vs darth helmet


    Maverick grins ant his opponent and pulls out a light saber


    Much to his dismay and helmets delight darth whips out his saber

    Helmet strikes the first blow and takes off mavericks nose

    Maverick responds well and sliced off the tip of darths helmet

    Darth lunges and sliced mavericks arm off he needs just one more strike

    But maverick isn't done as he grits his teeth and musters up the strength to get in another blow for himself

    Darth drops his chosen line


    "Son your ego is writing cheques his body can't cash. I'd let you be my wingman but I don't like fat people"

    It's next blow wins


    To be continued
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Well it matters little unless he spectacularly failed to have a single weapon in 2 days.
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Nose
    Foreskin
    Arm

    Seems a tie to me like....
     
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  9. Captainchaos.

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    It's breakthrough number one

    Maverick produced the final telling blow in a dramatic battle

    Mitro is now dead

     
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  10. Beardsley's Stylist

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    Mmmm ready for a fight I be
     
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  11. Beardsley's Stylist

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    This is not the major cock up you are looking for
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Well done obi. you are armless now but helmet lost his helmet.
     
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    chaos you forgot to put my parting words in when i won mun !
     
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    Battle 4

    The empire arrives looking confident it's only Indiana jones ffs

    However both produce lightsabers

    It's another gruller

    Indiana takes the first strike and laughs thinking it's going to be easy

    The emporer calls him an adventuring **** and takes his hat off

    Indy responds and takes a chunk out the the emperors arse cheeks


    Yyyaaaaasshhhh shouts the emporer and he jabs Indy through his gullet

    It's next strike wins

    It delivered by..

    Indiana jones after uttering the words

    Fortune and glory kid

    Fortune and glory

    the emporer head off his shoulder and

    Tol3 is now dead





     
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    Emperor (Tol3) vs Indiana (MITO)
    Agent Kruger vs Marty mcfly (BobbyD?)

    Darth helmet (Ritchie) vs (Obi) maverick
    Commando (ACS) vs Alien Queen ?
    Newt (Valley) vs (Swantastic) wikus
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Holy **** i won.

    Unbelievable.
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I stabbed him between the butt cheeks .. :emoticon-0172-mooni<sorry>
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Ok so penfold is alien queen and ritchie is predator.

    This game is now who has 3 codes

    Someone does and now can get away.
     
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  19. Captainchaos.

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    Battle 5

    Just when the goodies make some ground this late request was made

    It's yoda vs Kruger

    Yoda produces his saber but Kruger still has his p10 missile launcher which blows his saber free

    Yoda then pulls out s flamer melts Kruger face off

    But it's no good


    Kruger fired his frag, flack and crack misiles into yoda


    He presses his trigger and turns yoda in to green soup


    Beard404 is now dead



    Actions to follow
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Falcon team... maverick is alive. obi. i am alive. indy.. yoda is alive right? marty is alive?

    Wikus is alive.

    Kruger is alive prob has codes and has fles?

    Alien queen penfold

    Predator ritchie.


    Only question is who is recruit?
     
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