The Tottenham Hotspur "Spiral" Watch

Superb!

Plus... OUCH!

 

What the same way you loggedon to bbc to check the results and stats lolz

 

All joking aside, HB... what's with all the overt homosexual imagery? Are you close to coming out of the closet?

You can, you know. You are among friends.

 

I know....like fingering the dildos....you should stop and people wont take the piss...

 

You two #bottlers have a ring fetish much, I take it you've been to the premier inn with the #welch.

 

Are you live from the lay-by? Getting near your check in time.

 

He can't HB it's called the knob head syndrome. Over to you HB

 

You are the one turning children's cartoon characters in to sexual objects and constantly going on about nobs ....something you like to say? We can get you help.

Where is saints? You could have a threesome with saints and Homer.....

 

OUCH! Hot Potatoes

 

He can't help you, Flanders. Saints is a figment of my imagination.

 

Limited number of ip's i believe lolz

 

We know already!

 

Like Vegas trip...big shot lawyer....car accident and so on......

 

That was my particular favourite story HB, As it became more incredulous he upped the ante and threw in the near fatal car crash. Funniest thing I've seen on here mate pure gold!

 

They gone now cuddling up in bed lolz

 

Picture the scene, hot shot lawyer driving home from a cheap out-of-season holiday en route to the classy Basingstoke in an old French rust bucket, crashes under a lorry with side and rear skirts. Miraculously the ambulance checked them but they were alright but dumped them at Basingstoke service station where they had to call a friend to pick them up!

Looks like a basic third party fire and theft insurance only then. No recovery vehicle to take them home, then two days later they all have whiplash (insurance scam) Then replaces the family car with a banged up Rover 25. I found all this hilariously funny, certainly doesn't go hand in hand with the online bullshit he's peddled for years does it?

Big shot

 

There was only so much they could take HB. I think they've pulled at the lay-by and gone back to the premier inn.

 

I know Homey cooked a mince keema earlier, maybe the #bottlers promised him some chutney.

 

...beginning to think Spurlock is too ...not that it's likely he's seen it live ..you being reticent about venturing into the real world...

 

What do you want to believe?

 

When you put it like that, it does sound funny, Skiddy.

Shame that that isn't what happened.

Still, you never did let truth or integrity get in the way of a drama. I'm thinking of the time when you and Robbie dismantled the Chelsea board stone by stone, and turned it into the desert that we see today. I bet you piss your pants with laughter when you think back on those hilarious times, eh, Skiddy?