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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Nov 3, 2016.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Bye ****!

    Right. Now he is out of the way we can start the game properly. Anyone got any theories?
     
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    She sucked Zools cock the slut.
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Yeah, a nasty bitch. filthy in fact.

    String her up then.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    She had vinegar tits too and gave Venkman the brush off the cock tease.
     
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  5. Captainchaos.

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    Lynch result

    It's a cracking start for the ****s as Ripley is about to be hung or is it ?????!!!


    Ripley begins screaming in agony and is holding her stomach

    It looks like a giant purple dildo sticking out of her midriff, but then a creature burst out of her killing her and plastering the walls with blood and guts

    Before the alien escapes yoda uses his lightsaber to strike it down.

    Newt is now alone and unprotected !

    The alien queen is seething

    Location details to follow
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Well that is good

    Someone stuck a giant purple dildo up nev... class.. and Yoda killed the alien so the alien queen is angry so that must be a decent enough result.

    I'd take that really No?

    So where's the battle now.
     
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  7. Tobes

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    Why me?
     
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  8. Captainchaos.

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    Location results

    Please be aware you'll receive any individual discoveries by pm

    The falcon heads off to Alexandria where it quickly become apparent there's no code to find, however they do find information about a battle and the people of Douglas

    The people of Douglas left via a stargate because there planet hD used up its natural resources


    It's rumoured they inscribed a code within a pyramid for anyone left behind.

    Wikus and little prawn visited Jakarta no code was to be uncovered but there's plenty of weapons

    The Mafia visit Belial they find no code but they find a mothership and weapons.




     
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  9. Captainchaos.

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    Previously Albert turned upto but his opponent was already killed

     
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    Trying to make sense of game as I've never played it before. How will I know if I've sensed Yoda?
     
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

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    Chippy playing with the corpses...










    AGAIN.
     
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  12. Captainchaos.

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    The emporer went out whispering about hate filling up to ludicrous levels

    He finds his victim he'd managed to select by chance the unarmed pilot of airwolf

    He sliced off his head and then phlegmed in his general direction

    Rolando is now dead
     
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  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Well I reckon I had that coming <laugh>

    To be honest, I'm no loss to town. I didn't have a clue what was going on, and didn't even understand the stomach pains PM until Chaos told me what I had to say. Not my finest hour <doh>
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Dom Santini dead... nooooooo.
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Cos you happened along and were voting on nev and I was having a laugh... I thought maybe some newkie lads might jump on it and I'd see who was on.
     
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    I'm pissed off cos:

    1- i never got to kill you
    2- some other **** had the purple dildo
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    OK so town is ****ed. no weapons and mafia got theirs.

    We have to go to Douglas tomorrow CODE

    Douglas
     
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    I didn't tell you what to say mate

    I said you have stomach problems

    Then advised you might want to consider the possibility of seeking medical attention because an alien is going to burst out of you by 8pm tomorrow night
     
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    The predator won't be polisishing any skulls this evening
     
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    All investigation details sent via pm

    I think that's it

    Standby for race for immunity coming at 22.00 ish
     
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