ELYSIUM( legends of earth vs galactic ****s

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Lynch result

It's a cracking start for the ****s as Ripley is about to be hung or is it ?????!!!


Ripley begins screaming in agony and is holding her stomach

It looks like a giant purple dildo sticking out of her midriff, but then a creature burst out of her killing her and plastering the walls with blood and guts

Before the alien escapes yoda uses his lightsaber to strike it down.

Newt is now alone and unprotected !

The alien queen is seething

Location details to follow
 
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Lynch result

It's a cracking start for the ****s as Ripley is about to be hung or is it ?????!!!


Ripley behind screaming in agony and is holding her stomach

It looks like a giant purple dildo sticking out of her midriff, but then a creature burst out of her killing her and plastering the walls with blood and guts

Before the alien escapes yoda uses his lightsaber to strike it down.

Newt is now alone and unprotected !

The alien queen is seething

Location details to follow

Well that is good

Someone stuck a giant purple dildo up nev... class.. and Yoda killed the alien so the alien queen is angry so that must be a decent enough result.

I'd take that really No?

So where's the battle now.
 
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The falcon heads off to Alexandria where it quickly become apparent there's no code to find, however they do find information about a battle and the people of Douglas

The people of Douglas left via a stargate because there planet hD used up its natural resources


It's rumoured they inscribed a code within a pyramid for anyone left behind.

Wikus and little prawn visited Jakarta no code was to be uncovered but there's plenty of weapons

The Mafia visit Belial they find no code but they find a mothership and weapons.




 
The emporer went out whispering about hate filling up to ludicrous levels

He finds his victim he'd managed to select by chance the unarmed pilot of airwolf

He sliced off his head and then phlegmed in his general direction

Rolando is now dead
 
Location results

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The falcon heads off to Alexandria where it quickly become apparent there's no code to find, however they do find information about a battle and the people of Douglas

The people of Douglas left via a stargate because there planet hD used up its natural resources


It's rumoured they inscribed a code within a pyramid for anyone left behind.

Wikus and little prawn visited Jakarta no code was to be uncovered but there's plenty of weapons

The Mafia visit Belial they find no code but they find a mothership and weapons.




OK so town is ****ed. no weapons and mafia got theirs.

We have to go to Douglas tomorrow CODE

Douglas
 
Well I reckon I had that coming <laugh>

To be honest, I'm no loss to town. I didn't have a clue what was going on, and didn't even understand the stomach pains PM until Chaos told me what I had to say. Not my finest hour <doh>

I didn't tell you what to say mate

I said you have stomach problems

Then advised you might want to consider the possibility of seeking medical attention because an alien is going to burst out of you by 8pm tomorrow night
 
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I think that's it

Standby for race for immunity coming at 22.00 ish