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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Real men grow beards. There is even empirical evidence that backs that up....so

    Fail.
     
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  2. AKCJ

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    Like I said, insecure.

    <rofl>
     
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  3. Sweats

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    I have a beard. Though there is a bit too much grey in it these last few months. The ****ers misbehave too they stick out in comparison to the rest of beard.
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

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    Not just the beard mate! <yikes>
     
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    One good thing about a beard is you can always find a midnight snack somewhere.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. NSIS

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    That's how I personally invented so called designer stubble!

    My beard kept getting greyer and greyer, so I kept trimming it shorter and shorter. In the end there was barely **** all left.

    Result - unintentional designer stubble.

    Did I get any accolades for it?. Any praise at all from all these stars ? No!!.., ****s!...<grr>
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    Chequered shirt, skinny jeans...or them tee shirts that look like some gals nightie...woofters.
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    **** off from this thread pal.

    Only real men allowed.
     
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  10. Chief

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    Chinos with espadrilles was the nobhead attire of choice for a while. That seems to have been adopted by lump head rugger blokes though.

    The beard is still essential for both parties though.
     
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  11. Chief

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    So, this beard oil will genuinely prevent my razor sharp facial hair from attacking my face then?

    If someone can recommend an actual product I might just give the thing another go.


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  12. seabreeze

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    Being bald , I wash my head....and comb my face
     
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  13. Skylarker

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  14. Chief

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    Nine one, already bought!

    Time to start growing the ****er again, I only trimmed down to shadow length on Saturday.
     
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  15. The Prime Minister

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    Beards are so Gay*

    Clean shave is the only way forward





    * I have no idea if true
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    ^^^ Gaylord
     
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  17. Spurlock

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    Ratings for this thread Luvvy.

    Propa man thread. Plus it's outing the soft lads.
     
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  18. Spurlock

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    You need to keep a goatee with a, ermmm I'd say a 5 day growth of beard.

    Then Mrs won't leave you bruh...she be hot Hotta for you.
     
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    I really wouldnt admit you're George Michael on this forum mate <laugh>
     
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  20. Skylarker

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    Not with Custard lurking!
     
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