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Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    ****ing hate moyles so i'm with you there RHC. He's just some fat cock who thinks hes funny but really isn't.

    Saying that i hate PETER GAY (KAY) as well whos another fat tosser.
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Nearly had a bad incident in the car on the way home from the gym. It's raining but it's no excuse for the **** driving that almost caused it.

    Three lanes of traffic, two going straight on, one turning right and there's a left turn off from my lane on the inside. There's a traffic light ahead that's just coming onto green. In the middle lane there's a mercedes and there's another car in the right turn lane.

    I'm approaching the lights and the cars are about to move off so I ease off a little and go down below 40 so as not to undertake the merc.

    I'm at the lights now and the Merc suddenly swerves across and stops three quarters of the way into my lane. I have to slam on the brakes, skid and miss hitting him by what I imagine is inches. On my left is a long set of railings which i'm heading straight towards. Don;t go into these thankfully.

    As this is happening the car from the right turn (blue corsa) lane comes cutting across him nearly swiping his front driver's side to take the right turn which it has missed. It makes the turn but in wrong side of the road.

    Off it ****s leaving me and the bloke in the Merc who's had to try and avoid it sat there. If we'd collided we'd be left picking up the pieces as the actual culprit gets no consequences at all.

    And I had a great commute in the van earlier. Can't have one day without knobheads can ye <grr>:angry:
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Just "I was nearly involved in a bump with another car" would have sufficed. <ok>
     
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  4. astro

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    Get a dashcam #noexcuses
     
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  5. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Yesterday I went for a poo (paid obvs). I had to take a book to pass the time. #hardtimes
     
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  6. Zanjinho

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    WTF's a "book"...?
     
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  7. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Hard Times is an excellent book, Dickens tenth I believe.

    Unless of course your "hardtimes" hashtag referred to constipation, if so might I suggest a puzzle book and a pencil. There is nothing like working things out with a pencil to cure constipation.
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Don't think my description was nearly long enough. There's another 5 pages of A4 in the document i typed it up in
     
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  9. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    We made a guy to burn. My 9 year old claimed he was her boyfriend and said we couldn't burn him.

    I told her I would burn any boyfriend she had and set Guy on fire.
     
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  11. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    It could only happen in Northern Ireland, a renowned scumbag loyalist terrorist got bail even though he's facing 220 charges including 5 terrorist murders.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-37898201

    I read in the Liverpool Echo stories of people stealing from shops getting remanded in custody yet the **** in the article gets bail.

    <doh>
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    probably a sympathetic judge.
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    actually reading on it it seems the guy turned informer on the uvf so i would presume he's not actually safe anywhere in NI jail. I would presume the terrorists still have wide reach within the prison system

    I can only assume there is some dodgy deal at play of a nod and a wink going on.
     
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  14. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    Yeah, he's supposedly living in England, there's a big picture of him in the article so he shouldn't be too difficult to find.<laugh>, but if his former terrorist buddies do find him innocent bystanders could be hurt or killed by whatever means they would carry out a hit on him.
    And that's why the **** should be in a protection scheme over in an area where his sort live.<grr>
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    BTW. I need to maintain a reduced presence on here for a month or two so I might be around less.

    Not bothering with a leaving thread this time. You're all not worth it. <ok>

    Might still be around a little bit. Work is changing web filtering provider, I connect my phone to the "guest Network", so harder to trace back to me. During the first few weeks of transition they're watching the filter like a hawk, actually Manning watching where traffic is going. Probably safe, but deciding to go offline anyway. Will only be online weekends and evenings sporadically.
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    he must have a **** tonne of info and is singing like a bird cos the cases put to him seem like you'd throw him in general prison and let what happens happens.

    I'd also presume that there'd be an assumption whatever he's said has already been said so killing him now wouldn't really be of much benefit if there's signed depositions etc.
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    luv ya! will keep a mafia slot open for you in spirit.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Don't rush back <whistle>
     
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  19. Solid Air 2

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    better safe than sorry mate
     
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    Charm School pays off again.
     
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