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Hangover Cures

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by King_Kenny, Jan 30, 2011.

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  1. King_Kenny

    King_Kenny Member

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    I don't need to explain myself to the likes of you, just help a brother out!
     
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    King_Kenny, Jan 30, 2011
  2. Kim Jong Il

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    My favourite cure is a big cup of MAN THE **** UP. either that or keep drinking <ok>
     
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  3. Vermeer

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    A fryup and plenty of OJ
     
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  4. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    few power shandies...
     
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  5. NorthBankGooner719802

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    A joint <ok>
     
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    NorthBankGooner719802, Jan 30, 2011
  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    instant whitey!
     
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  7. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    A 500ml bottle of coke for when you hit the wall, usually about 1pm.

    A full day's supply of sugar in one go lifts you up for the hour you need to get through it. Fried food for some reason has made me worse recently.
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

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    dont know why but i always feel far more drunk in the morning after i take a ****. maybe something to do with the alcohol in the jobby seeping back thorough my ass? is there a doctor on the forum?
     
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  9. Kim Jong Il

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    i cant handle the fizzyness if im really hung over. fizzy spew is rank.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    strange

    My hangover usually lifts after a huge dump...
     
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  11. Kim Jong Il

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    i get a brief respite since it makes me feel drunk again.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jan 30, 2011
  12. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    we need a doctor or a scatologist to help us with our queries
     
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  13. John Smith

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    A jobby is temporary respite probably due to the build up of pressure squeezing one out and holding your breath etc. Just drink more or have pasta the night before!

    I'm neither a doctor or scatologist BTW....
     
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    John Smith, Jan 30, 2011
  14. EDGE

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    A jobby
     
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  15. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    a jobby then a shower actually, the worst is when you sleep in for work and don't have time to shower and land into the office ****ed and smelly and needing a jobby
     
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  16. John Smith

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    But rushing your morning turd will make things worse... Slow and steady, slow and steady.
     
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  17. King_Kenny

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    took a dump.... feel better!
     
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  18. St-Louis Tiger

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    Take a dump (don't force it, be patient)
    Bacon Sandwich (all 8 from the packet in one) extra brown sauce
    Orange Juice or Lucozade

    If all else fails sit on the sofa, watch TV/DVDs and feel sorry for yourself all day long

    works everytime!!
     
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    St-Louis Tiger, Jan 30, 2011
  19. EDGE

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    Sometimes a freestyle power **** does the trick.
     
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  20. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    it a cure or kill Edge...

    gets the heart beating, more oxygen


    can bring on the burlies tho
     
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