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Happiness is......

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 29, 2016.

  1. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    You should try. Its quite therapeutic. Just empty your mind of all sane thoughts - thats about it.
     
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  2. Freddd

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    You left out ". . . and invent statistics."
     
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  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    To be fair, I find that part easy. :)
    Where I struggle is trying to match Fredor's amazing creative skills at dreaming up ways of making Sunderland sound good. I just don't have that ability. You have to hand it to him as it is impressive.
     
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  4. Commachio

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    6 in a row.
     
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Well at least you avoided making it 11 in a row today <applause>
     
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  6. Commachio

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    We won <party>


    A prem game. Bout bloody time mind.
     
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  7. Captainchaos.

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    What's your next fixtures mate
     
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  8. Commachio

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    Hull i think.
     
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  9. fredor

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    I am too busy trying to work out how I can

    No 1 Owe someone 129,000,000 pounds , ( One hundred and twenty nine million pounds )


    No 2 Acquire the naivety to imagine all is well

    I can understand it on a temporary basis but the effects must wear off sometime
     
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  10. fredor

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    If ever you get to support a successful team you will find you do not have to make them sound good , simply make everyone aware of the records created by said team, easy

    I of course speak of success at the highest level, not results gained in the lower divisions against mediocre opposition
     
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  11. Commachio

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    <laugh>. Wtf you blabbering on about now?
     
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  12. Captainchaos.

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    Hopefully a draw
     
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  13. jimileysbaldhead

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    I think the nurse has doubled his medication, that said the prescription he's been on for for the last year or so clearly isn't working. The bumbling old tw@t thinks he's some sort of intellectual genius.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    He knows an awful lot about your team and club. Its kinda scary.

    I can only name about 5 of your players. Even then i dont know if they start<laugh>.

    Is Colback and Yedlin playing?
     
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  15. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    And success equals

    1. One win in eleven games.
    2. Five points out of a possible fifty five points.
    3. Being twentieth out of twenty teams after eleven games.
    4. Having the second worst goal difference out of twenty teams in same division.
    5. Being joint second lowest goal scorers in division with other joint lowest scorers having played one game less and lowest scorers also having played one game less.
    6. Having joint lowest number of wins in division with again joint lowest having played one game less.

    Yes, if that's not the definition of success then I'm a Mackem's Uncle.
     
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  16. JakartaToon

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    So from that I assume that something is seriously wrong at Sunderland as their net debt is higher at £139million. You dont seem to be able to get your head round the fact that as in both cases the debt is probably to the owner its only a big deal if the owner decides he wants it back. So stop bleating on.
     
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  17. JakartaToon

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    And by the way the reason Sunderland are in worse shape is because your debt is growing due to annual losses Ours is static meaning we are operating at break even or profit.
     
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  18. Captainchaos.

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    Sunderland will turn the corner at some point as usual

    I don't think they'll go down
     
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  19. Commachio

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    But apart from that. <laugh>.
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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