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ITTV - even the Major can be right once in his life

Discussion in 'Charlton' started by User deleted as requested, Jul 17, 2016.

  1. ElfsborgAddick

    ElfsborgAddick Well-Known Member

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    Got slapped a ban from Charlton Life after he allegedly made a distasteful comment about Paul Ellis.
     
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  2. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

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    Incorruptible Williamson has gone missing from ITTV since his latest Lily Allen- type emotional outburst.

    The emaciated Dave Lee Travis lookalike is currently at his winter home in Cape Town, writing a biography of Jacob Zuma.
     
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    My favourite poster on ITTV is the deluded creep "Essex Al".

    He was recently pictured on there in a selfie in the West Stand car park with Katrien Meire. He was gripping her even more tightly than Reams grips a litre bottle of Diamond White.
     
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    Jeddez & Jonkool on ITTV =

    Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets
     
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  6. DonCorleone

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    That was auto correct <ok> what he meant to type was "Some of us have Murals"

    Reams mural is of the Bitch standing outside the toilets in Cardiff dressed as a greek nymph...
     
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    Reams is having his worst week since he left a 4 pack of Special Brew on the bus.

    He has now lost a 3rd poster to "Deleted Account" following @DickPlumb and @baraettmattesvensson

    That raven haired ravisher @Sadiejane1981 has quit ITTV after Paul May's latest drink fuelled rant.
     
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  9. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

    SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious Well-Known Member

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    Half of his members post because they think he's a bell end. I used to think he knew that, but now am not so sure.

    Guess it explains why his only friends are horses.
     
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    Some of us have hovels?
    Some of us have coral?
    Some of us have molars?
    Damned autocorrect, he could have written anything
     
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    So he's not a horse whisperer?
     
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  13. DonCorleone

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    Horse fister
     
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    He is full of horse sh1t.

    Reams also shouted himself horse as Bury - urging teenage fans to start fights.
     
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  15. ElfsborgAddick

    ElfsborgAddick Well-Known Member

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    I pulled him over at half-time about the ban he gave me the day before, he did not know until then I was the famous Elfsborg of fashionable coats.

    Within two minutes the "We want Roland out" went up and he was singing with me!<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    I have a cracking picture with him on 1/2 time at Bury, the geezer is a unit and more!

    I would post it on here but I have enough with Royston the stalker hounding me without any other c*** doing the same.

    "Just say hello".......................
     
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    I will say "hello" when you stop dressing like Puff Daddy

    #LongWait
     
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  18. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

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    I think he goes as p.diddy now? Or are you asking elfs to dress as if he was in the 90's and not blind as he is apparently is now?

    @Holden Chinaski have you not taken him shopping yet?
     
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  19. ElfsborgAddick

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    please log in to view this image

    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  20. Holden Chinaski

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    I've sent out many invites @SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious but he's not taken me up on an offer.

    I'll throw a lunch at Pizza Express, Wahacca, Carluccio's or lower to a cheeky Nando's too, and an afternoon at Bluewater.
     
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