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The "When will Nev update the prediction league?" prediction sweepstake challenge

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Obi Wan, Nov 3, 2016.

  1. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    It's in the rules
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Is it true that this rock we call Great Britain takes Brexit even more seriously than Farage, and that our country will be the only country in the world that never joins mainland Europe (unless you include the ones that will disappear like New Zealand and Hawaii)???
     
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  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Can't we chop him up into tiny pieces and burn him instead?
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    That would take a lot of chopping!!!
     
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Jak, what is the purpose of wasps?

    If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

    What caused the Big Bang and what was there before?

    Where did all of the white dogshit go?

    if Jonny has 10 apples and 3 friends and they are travelling at 80 mph on the 11:34 train from Edinburgh, what is the best way to inflict lots of pain on Nev?
     
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  6. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Unlikely we will join with mainland Europe anytime soon - we are on the same tectonic plate. We are moving away from America and that can never be a bad thing.
     
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  7. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Unlikely we will join with mainland Europe anytime soon - we are on the same tectonic plate. We are moving away from America and that can never be a bad thing.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Jak you HAVE to join in the mafia game - look at the top of that thread, Captainchaos even named one of the destinations in your honour.

    Not that I've been peeking at the rules or anything...:bandit:
     
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  9. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Unlikely we will join with mainland Europe anytime soon - we are on the same tectonic plate. We are moving away from America and that can never be a bad thing.
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Even 300 million years from now we will still be separate, even after North America and Africa join Europe (if this is right).........

     
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    And you STILL won't have updated prediction league table by then.
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    On the bright side of all that plate movement Jak - if you can find a way to stay alive for 300 million years then you won't have as far to travel for home games <ok>
     
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  13. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I should be able to walk it and through the Channel Tunnel.
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You do post some utter ****e. Surely you have better things to do with your time than research this bollocks? For example...
     
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  15. Beardsley's Stylist

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    Of course this doesn't take into account rising and falling sea levels. Another Ice age and the sea levels will fall and we will be connected to Europe again*





    *Just tell me if you think I'm taking this far too seriously
     
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  16. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You are quite right. I bet even then Sunderland wouldn't be to get there.
     
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  17. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Welcome back <laugh>
     
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  18. Beardsley's Stylist

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    Thanks, although I suspect that no one realised I'd actually gone, what with me being such a prolific poster.
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Don't worry, Albert and MITO made a good job of making sure we noticed!
     
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  20. Tol3

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    Isn't he too busy dying in mafia?
     
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  21. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I have just discovered that there is a mathematical formula to determine when the prediction league will be updated. The formula is.....

    U = ((M - D)² X 7) + 1

    where.....

    U = Days until the next update (following the end of the next mafia game)
    M = How many days the next mafia game lasts
    D = How many days I survive in the next mafia game

    :emoticon-0130-devil
     
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  22. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    No research required. I can't help it if I'm a clever ****er who just knows lots of **** :D
     
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