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Off Topic I might need some help with the after-match reviews now....

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Oct 28, 2016.

  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    So I've been off work the last 4 months with mental health issues, but have just gotten myself a new job now I'm feeling better.

    The job will involve working 2-3 sat or sun/sat and sun's a month. So It's likely I'll miss quite a few games now, and wont be able to provide my amazing, insightful reviews that you all jizz over... and oh... the formation porn guys... jesus ****ing christ... what will you do without all that line-up w*nk material?

    I also manage to post highlights I can find on the threads usually so a lot of people can watch on their tablets at work or whatever while they're not searching for their next midget BDSM flick.

    I'll be able to do Cardiff next week since I'm off on that day.

    I'm hoping to do Leeds since my dad has got us tickets but I will wait until my shifts get released to see if I can do that one.

    Does anyone fancy doing the match reviews?

    Of course you will need to actually see the match on stream or be at the match, preferably actually there because it's better than a 144p stream that buffers so much because you're downloading episodes 1-78 of mega milf mania.

    If I can do them, I'll post on Ebar when I will be attending or viewing the matches. If not, I'll let you phaggots know.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    We can all share the burden when you aren't around mate. No worries.
    More importantly glad to hear you are on the mend mate.

    PS- can you link me in to that Mega Milf mania film please?
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    episode 28 though.
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Get yourself sorted Tash, that's the main thing.
     
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  5. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I'll do one

    Hope you're ok mate I had a few issues and sliced myself up on more than one occasion back in the day.

    Now you will become stronger and a better person too.
     
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  6. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Sorry to hear you've had some problems but pleased to see you're on top of them. Thread wise don't worry. I know lots of people always like to leave things for others to do but there's plenty on here who'll help..just not me. :bandit:

    Seriously this is play time just play when you've got the time. When you don't, well that's life.
     
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  7. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Tash - good to hear you are getting back on your feet. Good luck with the new job.
    The recent highlights links have been great so hope someone can keep posting those. I would just carry on doing the reviews even if you cant see the game. As long as you give Dummett a 4.5 each week and alternate the comments from:
    - a few mistakes but didnt have much to do (if we win)
    - relatively solid but was at fault for their equaliser (if we draw)
    - he is dragging us down and needs to be minced and sold as dogfood immediately (if we lose)
    Then add comments about Anita being a better defender than Yedlin when we are under pressure and needing Mitro upfront in a proper 4-3.6-1.4 formation and I reckon it will be at least a month before anyone notices.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Thanks Tash. Glad things are looking up and good luck with the new job, bitch. :)
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    So well said.
     
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  10. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the support you fat sh*ts.

    Any collect nectar points? You'll be on the phone to me soon, no doubt lol.
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I collect nectar. You at the call centre?
     
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  12. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Just started aye, but in training. Back down to minimum wage from a better paid job but far less stress in this job. No sales and far less travel.

    Used to have to travel 3 to 3 1/2 hrs a day in my old job in gateshead.

    It's about half that now.

    50 quid a month travel down from 100.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Plus your booze savings too.
     
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  14. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Aye, that as well.

    Used to spend about 40-50 quid on booze, now lucky to break £15.

    But I'll be pissed on christmas day.

    So you mother ****ers should watch out.
     
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