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Official Nigels versus Jocks Match Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Nov 1, 2016.

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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    "Failed mail-order marriage" would work and be highly relevant for you. <whistle>
     
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    VenomPD, Nov 2, 2016
  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It rhymes with marriage<ok>
     
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    monacoger, Nov 2, 2016
  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Ffs, again Venom takes it that one step too far
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    There once was a football thread
    That started mocking the dead
    "Its about Rangers" I think
    But it was wrote by The Chink
    And now my face is all red
     
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    Mind The Duck, Nov 2, 2016
  5. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Fail mail order marriage would fit nicely into line 3 0r 4 of the limerick.
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    It was my babies 1st birthday recently we are still happily married and the child is still very much alive and kicking.
    The reason I don't mention her on here or put up photos etc is because you sick ****s cross the line with the jokes.
    Bring up any personal stuff and it will get jumped on by you ****ing ghouls .
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Nov 2, 2016
  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    There once was a man named Si
    Who married a burd with a squinty eye
    Insults came like barrages
    So he joked about miscarriages
    Otherwise he'd just sit there and cry
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    No ****. Sam Axe killed himself because of GC.
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    So the obvious answer is, don't come on here if you can't take it.
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    No the obvious answer is don't give up any personal information.
    Why the **** are you even sticking your oar in anyway ?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Nov 2, 2016

  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I only wanted to help you Roland.

    I've still got an oar atm, I'd venture you've been up the creek for about 2 days now.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    My irony meter just blew it's load all over this thread.

    Are you for ****ing real?
     
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  13. Null

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    **** posted pictures of a user on here ...
    <laugh>
     
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    Null, Nov 2, 2016
  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ja606 ------>
     
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    Toby, Nov 2, 2016
  15. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Can someone summon ER and get him to start a soup thread before it all ends in tears.
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Nov 2, 2016
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I've set up the Soup spotlight. <ok>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Nov 2, 2016
  17. Toby

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    ER is the last thing anyone needs, unless it's a volunteer for Dignitas.
     
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  18. Archers Road

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    Just about to have some Chicken Arabiatta myself as it goes. Once the nurse has changed my incontinence pad.
     
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    Archers Road, Nov 2, 2016
  19. Null

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    Best thing would be the two threads to be binned ...
     
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  20. Patience

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    **** off Pud, this is yet another 14 page success from the Jif Master General.
     
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