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Official Nigels versus Jocks Match Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Nov 1, 2016.

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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    On the Venom went up in flames
    The firemen didn't know who to blame
    His baws were boiled
    And his coupon spoiled
    Now his face matches his name.

    <diva>
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    "On the Venom went up in flames" ?
     
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  3. Da Original M.D 20/20

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  4. VenomPD

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    I'd love to say that was an "in ye pop" but it was just my stubby little fingers struggling on the keyboard. <wah>
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    There once was a manchild called Si
    His stories were pie in the sky
    He made up some guff
    Swanned off in the huff
    After laughing at people who died
     
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    DevAdvocate, Nov 2, 2016
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    England 3-1 Scotland.
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Carol Anne Duffy. Lezzer, scouser, & going by the name, almost certainly a left footer.

    Wrote a good poem about Shakespeare's bed though as I recall.
     
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  8. monacoger

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    Yeah thought she was. Let's face it how could a poem about Shakespeare's bed not be good?
     
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  9. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    I had no interest in this thread until Si's new thread indicating beel had been spilled. I shall enjoy this thread over my lunchtime

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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Your animated gif don't move pal
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

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    It's Beel of the like no one has seen before. Stay tuned.
     
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  12. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Im aware, grabbed what I could of google
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    So Tina reported me because she lost a baby too ?
    Coincidently another Celtic fan , I'm beginning to think she just made that up to look cool and interesting .
     
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  14. VenomPD

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    ^^^

    Reported too.
     
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    Did anybody just watch the Victoria Derbyshire show? It is very repetitive and rather depressing. Anyway, the reason I ask is the wives of the six British ex soldiers that are in jail in India were in it. Teresa May better get her finger out when she meets the Indian PM next week and get them released. They would have been out long ago if Maggie was in power/alive.
     
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  16. VenomPD

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    <applause>

    Bullplop spirit.

    I mean Bulldog. <doh>
     
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  18. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    There once was a poster called Dunc
    Who's wife sailed away in a Junk
    His life's gone to ****
    Gave up the Fork truck
    Earns twenty for hand job with spunk.
     
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    I have got a real zinger about babies blood filled toilets but I can't find a word to rhyme with miscarriage .
     
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  20. pompeymeowth

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    Exmarriage?
     
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: get yer rat oot tingo!!, Tina wishes she still ovulated, No she doesn't lol, Cut out the personal tags tyvm, Tony ate dog in Dev bungling fiasco, ting tong wong about trump, chapper still tweets the bulgers from anon, Ting Tong top snakehead on migrant boat, fisherman rents micks shoe for expedition

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