Happy Halloween

Grove trying to coax kids into his house last night, with mixed success

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Meanwhile at the Gambol residence...

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Inside:

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And in gas's house when the swingers have left

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I don't have a dog. Having pets in yer hoose is filthy.

 

It was all a ploy to make people think you have dogs, along with the stickers on your windows saying, "Beware of dogs" etc

 

I never thought of that! Gonny get maself a tape of a rabid dog ripping sumbdy to bits hooked up to ma doorbell.

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Electronic-Intruder-Security-Activated-Speakers/dp/B0051EAFOG

 

Hmmm. Disny seem to have a soundtrack of sumbdy screaming as their throat is torn out.

 

Started off around 6pm with little toddlers dressed up in Disney costumes, some very yummy mummies coming to the door to make sure the little ankle biters said thank you. Lots of bending down to help with the sweeties so plenty of cleavage on show.

Usual mix of school kids until about 7:30 when the teens who'd shopped at Sluts-R-Us showed up in fishnets and witches hats with one particularly endowed bird in a black body suit with cats ears and a black nose and whiskers painted on her face, a treat indeed and added to the future w.ank bank. All done by 8pm and took the pumpkins back indoors to stop the hoolies kicking them up and down the street.

Greedy sods went through the bowl of sweets fast enough, had to bolster it with kitkats and penguins. Made some kids day when he got an orange club but can't say as I blame him as they are excellent.

 

Pics?

 

I'm pretty sure the police will have a mugshot of him.

 

My friends call me f.uckface, don't know why....

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I thought I told you lot to stay off my Facebook page?

 

http://stv.tv/news/stirling-central...ife-on-girl-15-dressed-as-zombie-tinker-bell/

Halloween in Scotland folks.

 

Why are the English doing Halloween these days anyway? Copying the deplorable yanks. Trick or treat its called guising you English ****s. The jocks and the paddies have been doing it for centuries ffs

Imho

 

This.

I even went out carrying a carved neep as a kid. Not on Halloween though, just for fun on normal days.

 

A premonition of what you might look like as an adult

 

Wee ****s have got it easy nowadays carving Pumpkins which are soft as ****e, they should try to hollow out a Neep with a teaspoon, that's like a week in the Siberian saltmines by comparison.

 

They even have special pumpkin carving kits now. I mind carving a neep with a wooden-handled steak knife. Took ****ing ages, can't imagine how long it takes with a spoon.