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What are the funniest jokes?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Nov 1, 2016.

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Jokes about what are the funniest...

Poll closed Nov 1, 2016.

  1. dead people

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  2. family

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    0.0%

  3. the UK having muslim weather

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%

  4. people going into a fish shop and seeing a guy in front with a cod under his arm on its birthday...

    4 vote(s)
    57.1%

  5. smelly fenians

    0 vote(s)
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  6. racism

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%

  7. knock knock

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%
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  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    IMG_0056.JPG Was driving behind that last night
     
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    Tina., Nov 1, 2016
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Simple answer - mine.
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Were you sitting on the bonnet of the your car to get that close to it?
     
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    monacoger, Nov 1, 2016
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  4. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    :laugh: stopped at traffic lights.
     
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    Tina., Nov 1, 2016
  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Haha I know her :bandit:

    Blonde herr?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 1, 2016
  6. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Dunno. Was behind it. A vw van.
     
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    Tina., Nov 1, 2016

  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    She used to have a white focus.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 1, 2016
  8. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    :cheesy:
    Did she aye?
     
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    Tina., Nov 1, 2016
  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Either that or she sold the regi or the regi I'm thinking of is different but I'm pretty sure it's the same one.

    Hope this helps
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What vegetable makes your eyes water the most?
     
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    Gambol, Nov 1, 2016
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I'll say onion













    but only if you reply, "obviously you haven't been smacked in the balls with a turnip then" (or something equally as hilarious)
     
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  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    It's Gambol he's probably thinking about having an African horned cucumber rammed into his Jap's eye.
     
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    VenomPD, Nov 1, 2016
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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    A Turnip.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Nov 1, 2016
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  14. Tina.

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    Kinky.
     
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    Tina., Nov 1, 2016
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Correct.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^ Made it up maself :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Nov 1, 2016
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  17. Tina.

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    I wish ye hadn't.
     
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    Tina., Nov 1, 2016
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dae ye, aye?
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Knock knock...
     
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    Gambol, Nov 1, 2016
  20. Tina.

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    Knock back **
     
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    Tina., Nov 1, 2016
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