Official Nigels versus Jocks Match Thread

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Patience

Patience

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Jul 19, 2011
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This is it folks, the big one. We are now ten days from the second biggest fixture in world football (Celtic vs Rangers is obviously the biggest).

England, as per the script, have been gifted an easy group whilst Scotland have so far struggled due to dodgy decisions and **** players, but mainly **** players.

Latest news is that on-fire Celtic midfielder and the best central midfielder in Europe, Scott Brown, has decided to return to the international fold so he can skelp ****y Nigels for 90 minutes.
The Tartan Army is also praying that formidable Fulham striker, Chris Martin, gets another opportunity to lead the line.

Not sure about the Nigel squad news, other than the fact they'll be at full ****ter strength.
 
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Wembley is sold out apparently. The world awaits.

Personally I'd rather go to the dentist than watch this ****. After heroically succumbing to a Frozen Food Supermarket team in the Euros, can things get any worse for England's stout hearted fellows? Will anyone understand a word the Jocks Ginger Ninja manager says in his post match interview? Does any **** care?
 
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I fear humiliation to be honest. 40 thousand Dessy boot clad, kilt wearing pussies taking a right arse walloping in Trafalgar square. Gone are the days when the Tartan army were feared throughout Europe. These days they just shame the nation with their drunken antics and forenames that should be surnames .

This ****ry has gone to the dogs.
 
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Football wise, Wee Chesney will **** it up as per the scriptomundo.
 
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It's win/win for this bastion of Britannic regency.

The truth is that international football is dire and both Nigel and Hamish are a prime example of the ****ness.

England, led by their talismanic Irish traveller ogre will line up as the most expensive international side in history as superstars such as Jordan Henderson take home £200k a week. Scotland led by patriotic Coldplay frontman, Chris Martin will surely put Nigel to the sword in front of 90,000 cowering Morris dancing Englishmen.

In team news, Scotland have coaxed Scott "Stare" Brown out of international retirement by placing a trail of lego from the front entrance of Torbet Towers to the boot of Gordon Strachan's Robin Reliant.

England are hoping that Harry Kane returns from filming Mastermind to spearhead their attack against a stubborn Scottish backline which has only conceded 9 goals in their past 5 games in an impressive run which seen them take 1 win in 5 in spite of playing some world class teams such as Lithuania and Slovakia.

LONG TO REIGN OVER US!
 
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If it wasn't on ITV I wouldn't bother watching England games .
I don't like any of our current squad and they are painful to watch.
International football died on its a arse years ago as entertainment .
The Germans are pretty good but as we share the same language and have royalty with German blood they are my second team .
 
Poppy fury, you cannae beat it. Every year all the dimwitted and easily influenced are outed by hidden Irish forces within British society and then singled out for humiliation. Guid stuff. :)
 
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