Oldham Al is the vile **** who puts utter ****e on the jukie like The Muppets, Disney soundtracks, George Formby, Chas and Dave e t ****ing c. He's a totally obnoxious twat as is his wife and all fer ****ing siblings. Daft George is a 70 odd year old who was attacked many years ago by a gang of lads and was left brain damaged. He constantly talks to himself and when he engages you in conversation, it obviously makes no sense. I was in there on Saturday afternoon and so was Daft George. HI Viz Paul was in with his mate who was bladdered and stoned. At one point, he knocked George's hat off onto the floor, Now George is very protective of his hat and lost the plot (not the first time). He punched the piss head twice and even though the bloke kept apologising, George wouldn't have it. It just put him in a funk with everyone. In the end, I told Hi Viz to get his mate out of there before he did something he'd regret (he's only mid-30s). Shortly after, I left. Denice told me last night that George continued to be be totally pissed off with everyone. At some stage, Oldham Al's Mrs took it upon herself to get involved and grabbed hold of George's wrists. George went ballistic and started to try and free his arms. At this stage, Steph the barmaid ran off to get Denice down. As she came in, she saw Oldham Al throw a punch at George. She grabbed Al and threw him across the pub. George went in yesterday morning to apologise. When Al went in yesterday tea time, Denice had a right go at him, whilst he claimed innocence. Apparently she grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and made him watch the CCTV recording of the incident. I just told her to bar the horrible **** and all his worthless family. She may still do, but I think they probably spend too much money in there. How could you hit a 70 year old with brain damage?
Semi-amusing comedy, it's where the often imitated joke about semen being used as hair gel originated.
Halloween fancy dress party at the Cheese tomorrow night. As the dearly-departed Fox would say. "Picture the scene"
Would you notice the difference? Are they rearranging the Towyn Tour, btw, or have all attempts to escape Latchford been abandoned?
I imagine a lot of people going as Norm from cheers, Otis from Andy Griffith show or Barney from the Simpsons.
No, not really. I've got a photo on my phone of Denice done up as a witch from about 4 years ago. She looks the part, like Not heard of any new plans for sheep-land.It'll be Spring now, I reckon.
Boring, apparently. Daft George was in there yesterday, as was the Oldham **** and his twat wife. George was muttering he didn't like them because he'd been punched. Denice came over and gave him a big bar of chocolate. He said "Don't let him hit me again Denice". Poor guy.
No. It was on Saturday and about 3 people got dressed up, apparently The rest just looked frighteningly normal
