Off Topic My videos - ( NSFW )

I'm going to a Halloween party later so will have to go for a crap either before or after.

The party may only be a few houses down the road but I'm not crapping in their downstairs bog. It will scare the children and ruin the party. I suppose I could stroll home for an emergency crap but I don't think that will be necessary.

I'll video the party and post a clip on here after the match.

 

You should play Matth's video on their tele, that would scare the children (and ruin the party).

 

Especially when he does his 'David Brent says **** you' dance.

 

Matth should do more dancing vids imo.

 

matt, remember to keep it short

 

Jose's made you boring Meth, did he park the bus?

 

I'm afraid not, Matth intends to go through each of the 30+ attempts on goal one by one. It would've been shorter if we'd actually scored! As it is @Matth_2014 is going to make sure each of you buggers has to endure the same pain we did

 

12 minutes

good luck folks, I'm outta here

 

Great news everyone. @Matth_2014 has just PM'd to say he's joining ALL his videos this season to create a 10 hour anthology which he's aptly titled. "My pussy says meeow"



Please PM Matth with your orders. 15% of all proceeds go to Lonsdale.

 

Did we win??

 

No, apparently there's a referee conspiracy.

 

And someone kept putting a goalkeeper in the way, should deffo be looked into

 

Matth, stop swearing

Also, stop moaning about parking the bus when it's Jose's special tactic

 

The fume is strong

 

I was annoyed.