Defoe

has he touched the ball in this match ?, why the hell can they not find him, Kone was terrible for Arsenals goal as well.

 

Thought you were a season card holder? On 'the Concourse'.​

 

Concourse is the nickname he likes to call his favourite machday chair at home.

 

He touched it there.

 

Gotta say I've occasionally hopped on this site whilst at game like?

Do you people not have mobiles?

 

Really?Anybody else do this? I wouldn't dream of it. Plenty of time for forum when I get home. It's my day out.

 

Theres only one thing Monty likes to hop on during a match (see above).

 

Can't make out why he is continually picked on.

 

I think Monty just ignores them like I used to do with my kids when they through a antrum.

 

It's an occasional thing but I do sometimes hop on and read people's thoughts on game at half time or whatever.

I don't usually post during game, don't think I ever have, but I have a quick read of match thread

 

I now can't shake the question of what you typed into your search engine to get that picture up. When the next person comes on to get "Saturday opening times Tesco" and autocomplete brings up "Sadomasochistic Huge Anal Penetrating Strap On" you only have yourself to blame for the ensuing conversation!

Of course you may have just already had it as a stock image or have perhaps visited Monty on match days?

 

I didnt type anything in mate, i merely walked into my sex dungeon and took a quick pic. This is a smaller version of Montys.

 

I duffed the match because I knew what would happen simple as that. And teesidemackem is thick as ****. You **** face ****.

 

Ooooooohhh.

 

I suppose it saved you from walking out when Alexis scored.

 

Now come on lads, stop squabbling among yourselves.....there are only seven of you left.

 

Oh ****, he's snapped.

 

The apocalypse.

 

Breaths deep breaths.