2016/17 Season Progress Special: Mourinho's #meltdowns

If either manage a goal tomorrow the press will proclaim their worldclassness and the yoonited faithful from Salford to Singapore will lap it up.

 

And said exactly the same things when he was our manager as he is saying now

 

I have nothing to worry about but I do sense a lot of fear on here. Maybe I just touched a raw nerve or something, I don't think I have ever had so many serious answers

 

Statistically one of them is due a goal. Or an assist. Or a shot on target.

As is Lukaku BTW.

 

Rooney's had more comebacks than a skint boy band
They'll beat Burnley tom and all will be good, they'll be nailed on for the title again according to the press

 

Fergie is worried so?....


But he is irrelevant and Maureen has overtaken him now, him + Pogba + Ibra are the new poster boys. Good luck mate

 

"serious answers"

Only because you're ever so serious when you post on here, its no good pretending you ain't Diego.

 

Nah, this early in the season there are only a couple of nailed on title contenders, Arsenal and City. Spurs are a bit too light up front but Chelsea look like they may be capable of a challenge with their new system. Things may look different after the halfway stage but at the moment that is how it looks.

 

Yep, we have moved on. You should do the same

 

You have nothing to worry about because as you have admitted it dosent hurt you when you get molested 4-0 by one of your rivals.

 

Nailed on?

They were nailed on last season but got slapped around the head by Leicester.

Maureen's form between last season at Chelsea and OT this season has been consistent though.

 

Tell your hubbie @Treble to change his pic back to WIlson

Its just weird how him, Tobes and Stan have all changed their profile pic to that Peter Saxton. Shows how he has got to them tbh

 

If I see us get molested 4-0 I may start to worry a bit. If you watched the game you speak of you will know we provided 4 goals to the opposition, they never made anything themselves and had we not been so generous it would have ended 0-0. All teams have games like that unfortunately.

 

Exactly, 9 games in is far too early to crow or sulk, now you are starting to understand the current positions mean absolutely FA

 

Thought you would have given up smoking glue by your age?

 

When did he change it, he was still Wilson a couple of hours ago

Who the **** is Peter Saxton?

 

But currently yoonited fans in particular love to dredge up facts, figures and stats from the bygone Fergie era to shoehorn themselves into the title race 3 managers further down the line, Fergie's successes mean absolutely FA to the club's current status.

 

Do you share a radio with ~Astro on match days?

 

Not us that do that sweetie, it's usually you lot doing that in order to calm your fears by repeating Fergies gone, Fergies gone whilst rocking backwards and forwards giving thanks to the gods