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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by The Ginger Marks, Oct 27, 2016.

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  1. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    An Argentinian restaurant is having an Indian cuisine night this weekend, they're expecting to have a lot of Argie Bahji with their customers.

    :bandit:
     
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  2. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Can I just say, however, that some of the examples that have been given are really dreadful. Half of them don't even make any sense. Bambi's, in particular, are absolute ****e! I'm not having a swipe at anyone, I'm just saying.

    I mean, if Bambi's offerings are going to be accepted, well, then anyone can play that particular ****ty game. For example:-

    Smoke On The Popadom (Deep Fried Purple)
    Billy Jasmine (Michael Jackson)
    Hotel Cauliflower Bhaji (The Eagles)

    If Bambi's efforts are anything to go by, you lads will piss your pants laughing at those! And there's plenty more where they came from.

    But, as I say, I'm not having a swipe.
     
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  3. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest


    <doh>
    **** me!

    Please, someone, pass me the butter knife so I can slit my wrists!
     
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  4. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    How about a Stanley knife just to make sure you get the job done.<ok>

    :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Fosse has really got to you hasn't ghee ?
     
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  6. Hoddle is a god

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    That's an awful thing to say!

    No matter how bad things get between us, I never wish anyone dead or hurt.
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Is that Samosa be funny?
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Oct 28, 2016
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  8. Hoddle is a god

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    Butter not mention it to him.
     
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  9. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Who exactly are you?

    I've never had the misfortune to see any of your backfiring wums until I ventured onto this board.:)
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> Gimper! seriously <doh> ... that's the best you've got? ...

    Take some friendly advice buddy ... steer away from the quick wit response threads, they are way too much for you ... whilst your cartoon contributions ultimately fail, barring the odd sympathy post and customary likes from Spurlock and your missus' phone account, at least the weeks that you spend working on them are not so obviously transparent <ok>

    You really are on the Roti Nowhere (Talking Heads) <laugh>
     
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  11. Hoddle is a god

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    Me? I'm the most loveable bloke you'd ever want to meet. Witty, charming, generous, and full of life. I'm always the life and soul of any party, the heart-beat of this board. Sure, there are some on here who like to have a gentle dig at my ribs, but that's only because I'm forever ripping them new ones and handing their arses to them. But, ultimately, it's all give and take, meaning that I hand out ripping after ripping and the likes of Pixie, Bambi and Skiddy have little choice but to take it.

    Introductions over, it's nice to meet you!
     
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  12. The Ginger Marks

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    Had a curry with a friend last night but he couldn't eat the rice as he's Basmatic
     
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    Naan of your comments will escape his attention.
     
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  14. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Sorry mate, I don't date guys.:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    The Pelican curry was wonderful but didn't like the size of the bill.
     
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  16. Hoddle is a god

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    Personally, I'm glad to hear that, but Skiddy won't mind or care, mate.
     
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  17. Hoddle is a god

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    Right. This is where it has to stop, Skiddy.
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Tears On My Pilau

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    Little Anthony "Tears on My Pillow"2:52YouTube ยท 2,085,000+ views
     
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    HIAG dates Dildos. But even the dildo turns him down when he tries to finger it.

    His sex life is an absolute paratha
     
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  20. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    But its only you that has submitted your dating details to me, the poster you mention has never flirted with me.
    :)
     
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