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es ist das Wochenende, was sind die Pläne

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  1. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    High on Ice Friday & Saturday, Swan Lake performed by the Russian National Ballet Sunday afternoon, tag a couple of ballerinas with the BBQ tongs handle, back on the Crystal Meth for the drive home. Assuming no random breath test and tapering then, Horlicks, few chapters of the gospel according to Billy Graham and sleep the sleep of the innocent.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Pretty normal weekend for your average Antipodean.
     
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    TAZERING NOT TAPERING, damn these Australian keyboards without the proper apostrophe key...
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Lol and where's the @ symbol mate?? :eek:
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Science Centre for this humanoid
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Mindy baffles science and they want to have a look at him.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I wasn't sure how to word it so thanks <laugh>
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    If God pumps Mary and she's still a virgin, is God still a virgin?

    **** you science
     
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  10. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Never seen one of them before sport.
    Does it look a bit like this one - " at Bruce "
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Where abouts in Oz are you anyway, fellow BBQ TONG?
     
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  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Ah ****, yes, now I remember,

    it's a wrong ' un - it's like despite being a colony and still part of the empire they type on the wrong side of the road.
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    RL, where in Oz are you, don't leave me hanging ffs!
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'm guessing Queensland judging by his casual racism
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I'm going to Byron Bay for a wedding in April, I'll maybe pop over the state border and have a BBQ with him.
     
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  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    If you google " Lennox Head - Live Street Map" you should be able to see me bagging Ice deals for the BBQ JUNIOR DIVISION down on the boardwalk. We run this town mate, they YIELD to the BBQ TONGS#1. Surfers,skateboarders and scantily dressed birds on the beach get especially extra heavy taxed.
     
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    Nice
     
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  20. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Next door to Byron. I love a good weddin'
     
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