I pull my strings and my little humourless puppets dance! No laughter for them, they have angry-WTF? faces painted onto their wooded blockheads. Oh, see them prance and spin!
... fair play ...but other than Saints ... who has been rather transparent and wasn't able to name one Southampton mod prior to your missus taking the family cell phone to bed with her? ...
Your timing and delivery are dire, Skiddy. Please, stop with the stand-up and stick to the clowning. You're much funnier when you're being twatted around the head with a plank of wood, mate.
On the contrary my inane plaything you could learn a thing or too about humour from me as you read in the now not606 classic 'Dopey Dick' and the rapidly popular 'music for Indian restaurants'. All your threads are needless wumming tripe and offer little. Why don't you start a thread about your specialities i.e. The art of dildo love & Bottling a master class? I'm sure they'd be immensely popular especially with your Spud like button chums and fellow perverts.
Homey you're a hopeless bum licker mate, give him up mate he's sucking your credibility down the drain with him.
There is no bum licking taking place at all. I'm going to give you a simple fact to ponder over, then you tell me if I'm licking bum or making my own choices and treating people fair and square. Hiag has never said a bad word to me directly or indirectly . It honestly is not my fault he winds you up into making memes all day
Says you mate, we all know what's going on mate I'd need 20 joints a week if he was anywhere near my back. Crack on Todd.
Sucking on pipes, knob out on the bus, brutal prison rape & child porn cartoon figures are just a few of your utterances on this forum. Were you abused by your father in between prison sentences? Did he call you Bambi? Did you promise not to tell? there's there's enough case history for shrinks for the next two decades HIAB.
