The Leicester City "spiral" watch!

..
in fairness, Saints only goes off line when HIAG's missus takes the family cell phone to bed and, for some reason, feels the need to put it on the vibrate setting...

 

Whilst at the same time, he's googling images of animal sex.

 

Talking of nonsense, you've come out with these little gems in the last week alone:

 

The same could be said about you and Skiddy. Or you and Bambi. Or you and Lightning. Or just about any of your segments.

I wasn't posting over the last couple of hours, because I nipped out to a restaurant, and yet I notice that Saints was still posting.

That's something of a wum ****-up, I believe, Pixie! I would create a thread and make of note of it on there, but I'm not needy, desperate or psychotic.

 

Pixie, what you did in that post, listing all the disparate posts that Saints made over several days - as though you had been storing them, waiting for a chance to use them in some meaningless way - that is not normal behaviour. You need help. Please, seek it.

 

He wasn't though was he? You both disappeared at the same time, and then miraculously reappeared around the same time. Did you 'nip out to the restaurant' together ?

Again, you've ****ed up claiming a wum **** up. Only you can **** up like that HIAB

 

Far from being meaningless, it simply demonstrated that he's as much as a **** up as you coincidence that eh ? .....

 

How do we know you popped out to the restaurant! Post a picture with your mrs holding hiag written on a piece of paper on one hand and holding your dildo on the other in the restaurant ! Then we will believe you!

 

.. did your missus drive? ...

 

... you spin me round, round baby, right round...

...give it up son .. you're starting to look like a proper tool ...

... start by honouring that bet properly and see if you can regain some respect ...

... even though you've been the subject of the biggest owning since this site started there is still hope for you... think of us as a family and you as the weird kid caught with his dick in the biscuit tin ... we don't need to understand you ... we merely need to guide you back to normality with our love and support...

 

As opposed to posting rants at 03:45 AM in the morning!
#Meltdown

 

BTW lads, not been on much recently due to family commitments...

But do not fear I'm keeping a close eye on Leicesters shocking title defence, and should be back to laugh at you regularly by Monday at the latest

 

Bambi and Johnny The Rabid Fox will be livid that you said that, Sky.

 

Dick in the biscuit tin???....

Is this common practice in The East Midlands? Or some sort of regional fetish, perhaps?....

 

Also in Hampshire.

 

They have some disgusting habits in the woodland glades of the Midlands.

 

And dildo fingering isn't?

 

... thanks for your consideration ... note the words in bold ... only a few clubs have had the opportunity to embark on such an exercise in the EPL era .. Liverpool isn't one of them ... and rather than a close eye, I suspect you will continue to keep a green eye

 

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Speaking from experience ?

We've all seen the picture of you sneaking through the foliage.