Off Topic HIAG v Skylarker : Bet thread

Don't rise to it, mate.

Just accept that you are going to be labelled a bottler by a complete bell-end, and try to ignore the twat next to him who screaming at you and all the other passengers on the bus and trying to get you to feed his limp cock a slice of bread. Pixie and Skiddy have special needs, but that doesn't mean that we have to provide them.

 

Tut tut! You're rising to the bell-end. No good will come of this, NSS.

 

To be fair, I'd only label somebody a bottler if they'd actually bottled something, you know like you bottled our bet that Luvgonzo made ?

 

What? You mean the bet that, if I lost (as I did), required me to use, for one calendar month only, an avatar that was satisfactory to Luvvy? That bet? The one that, in fact, I have honoured long past the agreed deadline? That one?

 

You didn't honour it because you didn't apply avatar that Luvvy agreed to.

You humiliated yourself in front of practically everybody on the site with that debacle.

But you already know that #welch

 

#bottler

 

Roofie QC has already ripped you to shreds on this one. Please don't force @the roofer to beat you silly for a second time.

You won't be able to see this - because of your OCD (which I accept) - but the lads, in fact, have been laughing, with me, at you over the way in which I have ripped you a complete new one and handed back your arse to you, over this entire episode. When the embers start to fade, I pour a little more oil on them and bring it roaring back to life. I've had you dancing on my line since the very start. I know you cannot see that, but that's one of the reasons why it's so funny, mate!

 

Gotta love it when Ginger Snaps ..guess that's the way the cookie crumbles

 

Thanks, Roofie. Skiddy and the rest of the clown troupe quake in their boots when you show up, mate.

 

Has little to do with you HAIG and everything to do with them ....they are like a pack of dogs on a foxhunt really ...well tallyho

 

Gave blood but instead of a biscuit, they gave me some pitta bread and salad. Think it was a donor kebab.

 

You mean piskie's stick....

 

Rule book roofie got it wrong. Luv agreed to the Avatar, you were even quoted as saying you agreed with the avatar.

Then you welched it.

#bottler

 

No a sticks what we beat HIAB with.

 

Yeah, you're beginning to shout at the bus driver, now, Skiddy. Dona Kebabs aren't Indian, mate; they're Turkish. Put your nob away, please.

 

Er...no I didn't! I'll look at it sand then decide..

 

Meh.

I see them more like a school of goldfish nibbling at the strings of **** hanging from each other's arseholes as they swim tragically round and round the same bowl thinking they're going somewhere interesting.

 

So are you in or out then ? Both your fellow Spuds have agreed to the bet. We could run a 2v3 if you're out. Nothing to say it has to be even numbers

 

That's the perfect analogy for your 'fishing' claims

Nice self owning.

 

You guys are missing a good season of football ....bets are becoming more important than the games themselves ...Try to enjoy your teams ...if you all have time to that is