1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Tips / Bets Time Capsule-To Be Opened 3016

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina., Oct 27, 2016.

Page 1 of 2
  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2011
    Messages:
    18,242
    Likes Received:
    8,399
    What would you put in it?

    I'd put Judge Rinder's book in it.

    Venom need not post. Prick.
     
    #1
    Tina., Oct 27, 2016
    Gambol likes this.
  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2010
    Messages:
    23,951
    Likes Received:
    4,408
    I'm going to put my picture with glue all over the back in it. Right on top of your ****ty book.
     
    #2
    VenomPD, Oct 27, 2016
    Mind The Duck and Void like this.
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,568
    Likes Received:
    18,223
    A note saying: "Hello, doll :grin:"

    ...so ah'll get knockbacks aff wimmin in the future too.
     
    #3
    Gambol, Oct 27, 2016
    Void likes this.
  4. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2011
    Messages:
    35,132
    Likes Received:
    46,524
    a spunk infused jobby with a flag in it with a pic of me and gas

    please log in to view this image
     
    #4
    The Anilingus Aficionado, Oct 27, 2016
    Archers Road, DevAdvocate, Girvan Loyal 1690 and 5 others like this.
  5. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2011
    Messages:
    57,183
    Likes Received:
    47,997
    I'll be there to see it.

    What will I put in it, hmmm.... isn't it obvious, the secret recipe for KFC.
     
    #5
    Treble, Oct 27, 2016
    The Anilingus Aficionado likes this.
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2011
    Messages:
    15,541
    Likes Received:
    2,320
    *hullo
     
    #6
    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 27, 2016
    monacoger, Void and The Anilingus Aficionado like this.
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,568
    Likes Received:
    18,223
    <laugh>

    Dammit. ****ed up my message to posterity

    <laugh>
     
    #7
    Gambol, Oct 27, 2016
  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2013
    Messages:
    55,388
    Likes Received:
    30,576
    High explosives wired to the opening mechanism .

    That'll show them future ****s.
     
    #8
    A.L.D.O 4.1, Oct 27, 2016
    DevAdvocate, monacoger and Gambol like this.
  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    20,344
    Likes Received:
    10,301
    A House of Constantine Nummus (Campgate reverse) to confuse future archaeologists.
     
    #9
    stopmeandslapme, Oct 27, 2016
  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2010
    Messages:
    63,435
    Likes Received:
    49,023
    It is quite weird that the time capsule will be opened before Tuna's legs are ever again.
     
    #10
    monacoger, Oct 27, 2016
    Da Original M.D 20/20, Gambol, Void and 2 others like this.

  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2010
    Messages:
    23,951
    Likes Received:
    4,408
    To date this time capsule contains:

    A terrible book
    A picture of The Elephant Min covered in glue
    A jizz-injected jobby
    Explosives
    A flag which is probably also covered in pugwash



    Looking good so far.
     
    #11
    VenomPD, Oct 27, 2016
    Archers Road, DevAdvocate and Void like this.
  12. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2014
    Messages:
    2,838
    Likes Received:
    2,128
    Recipes for soup.

    And a couple of digestives.
     
    #12
    ERINBLACK, Oct 27, 2016
    rogueleader, DevAdvocate, Patience and 5 others like this.
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,568
    Likes Received:
    18,223
    <grr>
     
    #13
    Gambol, Oct 27, 2016
    VenomPD likes this.
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,568
    Likes Received:
    18,223
    Won't they have soup or digestives in the future?
     
    #14
    Gambol, Oct 27, 2016
  15. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2014
    Messages:
    2,838
    Likes Received:
    2,128
    Will let you know when I come back in time.
     
    #15
    ERINBLACK, Oct 27, 2016
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,568
    Likes Received:
    18,223
    Are you back yet?
     
    #16
    Gambol, Oct 27, 2016
    Jip Jaap Stam likes this.
  17. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    34,179
    Likes Received:
    9,757
    Swimming pool

    And flumes
     
    #17
    Null, Oct 27, 2016
  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2010
    Messages:
    63,435
    Likes Received:
    49,023
    Can you remember the programme, The Flumps, I think it was called?
     
    #18
    monacoger, Oct 27, 2016
  19. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    34,179
    Likes Received:
    9,757
    Aye
     
    #19
    Null, Oct 27, 2016
  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2010
    Messages:
    63,435
    Likes Received:
    49,023
    I only mentioned it because you mentioned flumes and the word is similar, nothing to do with your weight<ok>
     
    #20
    monacoger, Oct 27, 2016
    Null likes this.
Page 1 of 2
: tina puts soiled pants in time capsule, monny puts bongo in time capsule, edge hides bank statement in capsule, Jiffy puts disabled parking permit in capsule, Si wife put jade dildo in capsule

Share This Page