The Leicester City "spiral" watch!

Yeah, I didn't really know what to say myself it was that bad

 

The thing with Bambi, as my main man Spurlock has observed, is that he takes for ever to arrive at a punch-line that isn't even funny, and it leaves you asking yourself WTF!

 

I can't say I enjoy the dissertations required explain the dreadful punch lines.

Stan has him publishing at a rate that would have Stephen King envious !

 

I would have said that Bambi and Stan are the same person, but that cannot be the case, because no human being could feign Stan's complete lack of humour. Bambi, to his credit, does have a go at being funny. Sure, he's an absolute disaster zone with it, but he does have a go. Stan doesn't have a clue how humour works!

 

... I think I may have a stitch ...

Gonna take Gary Gimper all evening to try and reinvent the days events and the complete, absolute, humbling and humiliating, owning his collective personas have been given today ...

Cue "To me, To you" time

Now which game is on the telly tonight

 

You sure you have enough laugh smilies in that post, mate ?

To think I thought you were wound up ! Obviously I was wrong

 

@Spurlock - I realise this is my last free go buddy ... even so, in the interests of forum camraderie I thought I'd leave you something to help you clean up ... been a real mess for your boy(s) on here today mate

Good luck

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He is toying with you..he is pulling the strings here. You are reacting exactly like he wants..I'm having a cup of tea...I'm calm

Anyway that's 4.

 

of course he is ... I note you use the singular ... anyway if you need a hand with the cleaning up mate ... don't call Gary ... both of his are busy

 

I think its time for another and very apt prison analogy, Spurlock

 

Before the end of the day Saint will have you all saying " how high" when he says "jump".

I can see it a smile off.

 

Nothing new there

 

... think you may have inluded a superfluous "ogy" fella ... enjoy yourselves mind

 

Toying meltdown homey another meltdown.

 

Skiddy was our plaything last week. It's Bambi's turn, this week.

 

If Fosse was one of those toys you wound up and let go we'd have him in Japan by teatime

 

Gotta respect Spurlock .. loyalty is commendable, even when it's a futile and long lost cause

 

... please leave me out of your fantasies mate ... be it in prison or foreign climes ... although I think it's a given that, unlike the song, you won't be big in Japan ... or anywhere else

 

Anyway girls ... can't stop here ripping you apart any longer ... have things to do ... see you later ... in the meantime

Chuckle Time! .... to me... to you...

 

@PISKIE I think the last few pages of this basically need linking to the f*** up theead