Off Topic My videos - ( NSFW )

Well I hope Tony kicks you in the bollocks for me.

 

Mind you don't crane your neck Derek.

 

I'll do a video after tonight's game.

 

I'll probably have a crap.

 

I've reported you again for trying to circumvent the swear filter. This time by swearing on a video and posting it. Have you read the rules and regulations of the forum?

For fux sake matth there are women and children on here you inconsiderate bastrd!

 

My mate likes standing between two houses. We call him Ali.

But not in front of Spurlock in case he puts a fatwa on us!

 

I like how you have stolen our "glory glory Tottenham Hotspur" song btw, nice one.

 

Bloody hell you're brave. He'll hate you for that.

 

Matth can you do a Pineapple Pen video???

 

Right, I'm off for a crap.

 

I'm looking forward to the @Matth_2014 Crouch dance and "yes yes ****ing get in, get the **** in" with the fist punching into the camera.

I also expect him to rate every United player 11/10 and rightly so.

I don't usually tolerate his bad language. But I'll allow it today.

Go for it Egg

 

I'm happy for Mourinho, I like him.

 

Do you?

I don't.

 

Yeah I'd get on with him.

 

Can you ask him to sell Fellaini? Cheers.

 

Spurlock's the one telling him to keep Fellaini... and play him

 

"Otamendi goes down quicker than a cat scratching himself?"

Errrm what have you been up to @Matth_2014 ?

 

Nothing.

 

How do you know about cats going down on you? And why is it easier for a cat to go down on you if it's scratching himself?