I never touch 'em, Pix. Which is strange, as I used to be a model for a dildo manufacturer. You may have heard of the Black Mamba? That was modelled on my cock, Pix.
Meh. Not really, eh. What I said is that you like to finger dildos in you seedy little sex shop. You and your segments seem, conveniently, to have forgotten that.
... did they trial it in your arse or vagina? ... plus I suspect you meant "may" rather than "made" and you have a superfluous 'b' in the word after 'Black' ... fcukin' amateur...
how many times are you going to repeat this 'dildo fingering' **** up ? It's no wonder your missus comes to see me each week.
...no worries...I do it for everyone... just that your work requires the most correction...are you sure you were ever a lawyer? ... being represented by one doesn't count you know... your use of the written word leaves a lot to be desired.
Hey! Bambi! Stay tuned in for more picture fun, over on my Bambi Picture thread! I've got some great ones coming up! You're going to love them!
It was Vegas in August. Are you still crapping on about the holiday of a lunchtime? @Sweats we went to Rome last week. Hadn't been for 15 years. It's the most stunning city. Many of the historical sites have been/are being restored with corporate money so they look better than they have done in our lifetime. Highly recommended.
... seek some therapy mate ... book a taxi or get your missus to drive you ...but don't go distracting her looking at those kind of images on the phone, you know how that nearly ended the last time you ventured out into the great big world... PS Spurs were playing football last night whilst you were busy with your 'work' ...go check out the footie scores...not gonna spoil it completely for you, but not all good news for north London ... not all bad mind...
I didn't know they have a Butlins in Rome! "Ner! Yer dern't poot fookin' right leg in't middle joost yet, lad!"
Actually, I completed that hilarious picture after the match. It took only a few minutes, Bambi. I am very adept with photoshop.
