Off Topic Weekend break suggestions

It's gone down hill big time.

It's still a beautiful City of course, but on a night it's now extremely seedy with ho's, drugs and stag do's everywhere

 

I know plenty of Muslims that drink

****ing part-timers.

 

... best avoid Weymouth

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So do I......drink is an issue for too many man it seems.

Anyway.....I'm making some onion bajis tonight in time to watch our youngsters against the Pool.

 

Nice tits

 

There are plenty of tits in Liverpool.

 

The Mrs will like them too

 

I recommend Gaffney, South Carolina. They have a water tower shaped like a giant arse.

It's like being in Rooney's house. It's worth spending £700 to fly over here to see.

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Actually, it probably isn't.

 

... Man United now have a manager shaped like a water tower ................ in some far off land

 

There's also a UFO welcome centre in South Carolina, Jose stopped here first when arriving on earth.

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We've got all the top attractions.


We even have a crater from where the air force "accidentally" dropped a nuclear bomb on a farm in SC back in the 50's. (The nuclear part didn't go off)

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Giant arses, ufos and getting radiated, what more can you ask from a holiday?

 

Let me be the first to recommend Las Vegas, my friend.

Mind you, it's not cheap, especially if you take in the Grand Canyon and the Boulder Dam (which you absolutely must).

 

The 12 hour flight makes it an ideal weekend break destination HIAB

Well done

 

Well, there you go!

What the ****'s up with the slaphead icon?

Jeez! Some people.

 

HIAG wouldn't have known that though, having never been.

 

HIAG is a lawyer and sets his own hours remember. He probably doesn't work Mondays or Fridays so the weekend is longer for him.

 

I reckon he's probably got his own Supersonic private jet, that can get him to Vegas in around 6 hours. I hear the seats are finished in genuine Yeti fur.

 

Prague when I went 4/5 years ago was cheap. Took an ex-gf there and we drank mainly in basement bars where it was the equivalent of about 80p-£1 for most shots or pints. Stayed in a four star hotel which was really cheap too.

Standing outside Prague Castle looking down, out over the snow covered old city at night with snow falling around us is probably one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen, something quite magical about it.

****ing cold though.

 

The flight back was only 9 hours, Pixie.

 

It is a fact that I do pick and choose my hours. I undertake mainly consultancy work, these days, although I do still have a few of my own clients.

My other business interests are beginning to take a greater toll on my time.

 

I'm only considering selling you a franchise in my Dildo business mate, so don't get ahead of yourself just yet.

Until then, don't wear the batteries out