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  1. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Possibly because you have sparrow legs?
     
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    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    It's because you look like an egg ;)

    I had a friend that had a head shaped like a jacket potato so we called him Spud <laugh>
     
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  3. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Your mate must have been a Spurs fan.<whistle>
     
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    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    Might have looked like a jacket potato but he wasn't ****ing stupid <laugh>
     
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    My mate has a head that looks like a spade, we call him Doug.
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    My mates wife wears a tile on her head, we call her Ruth.
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    My mate has a head like an Egg, we call him Matth.
     
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    A nun with a washing machine on her head is called sister matic.

    She's probably also very injured.
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

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    My mate Andy is always there when I need him.
     
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    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    <laugh>
     
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    My mate talks **** all day long, we call him Fossy.
     
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    Christmas cracker jokes are in abundance today.<laugh>
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

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    You are very wet, are you in denial?
     
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    Denial isn't a river in Egypt <rofl>
     
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    Are you wearing paper trousers Russell?
     
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    My mate doesn't have any shins. We call him Tony.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    No one gave you a like because we all know you got no mates <rofl>
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    My mate Abdul never shuts his shop...we call him Jewish.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    BOOM...got him there!
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

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    Only you homey don't be cruel.:confused:
     
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