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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Cool is he Jewish then?

    Call him Trevor then
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 21, 2016
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  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Fingers crossed ... a big fat Jew
     
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    Null, Oct 21, 2016
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I've a fella coming in on Sunday to paint my living room and the laundry room. **** that ****.

    You must be a right handy man Pud :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  4. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    No really ...

    Can paint n wallpaper n put flat pack together but that's it ...
     
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    Null, Oct 21, 2016
  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I worked as a Handyman for a while. One old dear asked me to do some painting, I said I can't do that. Well she said, what about some shelves that I need put up, I said I can't do that either. She then asked about some wallpapering, I said I can't do that.

    She said "I'm sorry but what makes you think you are a handyman?"

    I replied "I only live across the road".
     
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  6. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    That's Christmas ruined then.
     
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  7. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I know ... ****in Jewish baby !!
     
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    Null, Oct 21, 2016
  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <whistle>
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Don't get your hopes up, mate. Fatherhood's **** until they're old enough to get them running errands for you <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 22, 2016
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    ***** **** ^
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 22, 2016
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Guilty as charged, m'fud.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 22, 2016
  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Disagree. By that age they are able to gee ye jip. Nae pun intended. The best time is when they just start walking and sleeping tbrough the night till about 8.

    After that they're a pain in the arse.
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    The jip can always be neutralised by the right blend of physical and emotional abuse.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 22, 2016
  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Yes that moment when you pop the lid off a tin of Farrow & Ball's Elephant's Breath,nothing like it.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Oct 23, 2016
  15. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    What you've all been waiting for...

    First time out with new machine, found five Roman coins although one (second right) may be an earlier British Iron Age Stater circa 100-50 BC which would put the earliest date of the site back by 100-200 years.

    Row 1: George V 1917 penny, House of Constantine Nummus (Campgate reverse, 320-350 AD), cut quarter Sestertius or As (1-225 AD), Roman coin, Roman or British Iron Age coin, Roman coin
    Row 2: unknown thing, button fragment, button, button, lump of metal with pure copper attached, split pin fastener
    Row 3: WWII .303 bullets
    20161022_all (Custom).jpg
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Oct 23, 2016
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Top notch <party>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 23, 2016
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  17. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    That's pretty cool!
     
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  18. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    That's impressive!!
     
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  19. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    How much is your detector, StopMe?
     
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  20. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    About £1800:
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Oct 24, 2016
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