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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Redwino, Oct 22, 2016.

  1. Redwino

    Redwino Active Member

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    If I was to offer say, around 50 quid , would someone kidnap that fat woman called Honey and keep her locked up until this series is finished ? She really rips my knittin.
     
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  2. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    A little known fact.

    She was under the honey monster suit before Sugar Puffs changed to honey monster puffs. She quit in protest. Fact.
     
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  3. Redwino

    Redwino Active Member

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    You know something Rhebel, I knew I'd seen her before, thanks for that. So, how does 50 quid sound ?
     
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  4. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    I'll split it 3 ways (30 for me... Finders fee obviously) and two teners for some other local hardcases to take this bitch down.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The only rappers she's seen are chocolate wrappers.
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Unnecessary racism old bean...
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I'll gladly slaughter any **** that watches the X factor for free.<cheers>

    Yer on my list Wino.:bandit:
     
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  8. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    I'm late watching the boxing because of that xFactor stuff.

    Anthony Ogogo reminds me of Alex Arthur in the Michael Gomez fight.... That won't mean anything to you homophobes.
     
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  9. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Unnecessary paranoia ( Dev never said it was dark chocolate wrappers )
     
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  10. Redwino

    Redwino Active Member

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    I never made that post at 10:16 thanking rhebel, someone has cloned me or something. Anyway Rhebel, thanks, I didn't know that. Aldo, you'll need to catch me first, we welcome the chase !
     
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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You alright?
     
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  12. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    I notice Busted were on the XFactor results show.

    Charlie from Busted was notoriously a supporter of the Teddy Bears... I don't know if he transferred his allegiance to New Rangers or not....

    Anyway, his great great great granddaughter will support Celtic.
     
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  13. Redwino

    Redwino Active Member

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    Ciaran, thanks but I,m fine, I know I'm ancient but I,m sure I never made that post, but I thank you for your concern. I,m not paranoid, I know some are out to get me. I just don't know why, at my age what threat do I pose to anyone, except for what I learned in the 60s.
     
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Out to get you where mate?
     
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  15. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    You never posted the thread?

    It has to be said, Dermot O'Leary is the best to presenter there is. He's so at ease.

    That's how I want to be when I'm famous.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    MK Ultra?
     
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  17. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    Relly C > Honey G..... There... I've said it.
     
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  18. Redwino

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    Ciaran, they'll take me anywhere they can, if I was to let them that is, I, m too long in the tooth to give up my location easily. Where d 'you live ? Rebel, there is no doubt that that you,d easily be the match for Dermot, getting to touch up all those sexy birds. Dev, I'v e only been to Milton Keynes once, long time ago, where does that fit in with recent surveillance of my whereabouts ?
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    He's no Anton Deck
     
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  20. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    They too are proficient at their job...but they couldn't cut it on their own.
     
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