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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Brit found dead at Spanish airport had 'slice of ham on each buttock and his genitals in tuna can'

    The British man found dead in mysterious circumstances at an airport in Spain bizarrely had a slice of ham on each buttock and his genitals in an open tuna can, it has been reported.

    The man was discovered with his hands and feet bound by plastic ties and his trousers pulled down on a bench near to the terminal at Malaga Airport. Police are now reportedly trying to determine whether the food on his body has any connection to the death, or it's completely unrelated and was done as a "sick joke". (possibly Jiffy-related)

    Murder detectives are waiting on the results of a post-mortem but suspect he may have been asphyxiated, possible due to choking or throttling. (A Speedy)

    Police are seeking to establish what he was doing at the airport and whether he had missed a flight home or was sleeping rough. Shocked tourists filmed the moment the man's body was put onto a stretcher and taken away after police searched the area for clues to the suspected killing.

    Officers are also examining CCTV.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/brit-found-dead-spanish-airport-9108059#rlabs=3 rt$sitewide p$2

     
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    The tourists were so shocked they filmed it on their phones.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Who's Iain?
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The Gay laird of old Campbeltown.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Stag night prank gone wrong
     
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    Roadtesting a new BBQ TONGS initiation ceremony went all wrong. sorry guise.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Oh you're alive, that's ...err...great news M4, I was worried for your safety.
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Bang goes 12 days in Malaga searching for the truth.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I can see how choking someone to death strapping the corpse to a bench face down, pulling down the victim's pants exposing his buttocks and placing two slices of ham would be a laugh.
    But taking a can opener undoing a can of tuna (I'm guessing in brine) then placing the guys penis in the fishy contents is just weird.
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Might’ve been one of those ring pull cans though?
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Someone has upset the Russkies I'd guess.
     
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  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Anyone heard from The Golden Rule recently?
     
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    That's a good point , I would have gone for pineapple rings.
     
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  16. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I'll throw in the whipped cream, pm me...
     
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