One thing to do before you die

Yeah, probably. Although the more I think about it the more I'm sure it's in Acid House. Someone must know, anyone here read Acid House?

 

Let go of it venom. Away to the toilet with your new photo and have a right good footer with yourself

 

Naw but av seen acid house. Its ****in bonkers

 

After lunch Bollo. Saving it up for after my ice cream.

 

I've read all of Irvine Welsh's works over the years, but don't recall such a tale....could be wrong though.

 

Then it's off to the bog to Blurt yer McBlurt!

 

He might be blowing his load over the side of the Rig, this would maybe explain why the sea is so salty

 

Found it, ya ****s.

 

well done

 

I knew I wasn't making it up. It was buried in the recesses of my mind with all the other useless trivia.

 

Just don't go wasting your time ever reading 'The Bedroom Secrets of the Masterchefs', absolute pish, certainly by Welsh's standards!

 

I've got them all Castleger. I've read everything he has done. It was ****e, I agree. Just seemed to be based round a thin premise. "Crime" was pretty weak too, not really into books about *****philes

I've got over 500 books in my house now, ****ing place will burn for days if it ever goes up.