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  1. Didley Squat

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    ........ and found some very interesting news ....... read on people.

    Why DO some farts smell worse than others? A gastroenterologist explains...

    • Dr Myron Brand spoke to Thrillist to answer fart-related questions
    • He explained a healthy diet can make gas worse, but farts can be healthy
    • Says everyone farts between 10 and 20 times a day
    • We break down his tips on how to avoid smelly farts and when to seek medical advice
    By MIA DE GRAAF FOR DAILYMAIL.COM

    PUBLISHED: 07:54 +11:00, 11 October 2016 | UPDATED: 11:28 +11:00, 11 October 2016



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    It is a mysterious science: why do some farts smell worse than others?

    Everyone farts between 10 and 20 times a day.

    And though it may seem like an embarrassing reality we'd rather not live with, each fart is a sign of a healthy digestive system.

    However, no one fart is the same - and the smelliness can tell you something about your inner health.

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    The secret behind farts: A gastroenterologist has revealed why some farts are unbearable

    Sometimes it may be loud and odorless, or smelly. Sometimes it's really smelly. Sometimes it's silent but deadly.

    For some people they're always as smelly as rotten eggs, for others they tend to be odorless.

    Enter Dr Myron Brand to explain what it all means.

    Dr Brand spoke to Thrillist to reveal some little-known gems about our gassiness.

    Bad news if you're on a diet: Dr Brand says healthy eating makes the scent worse.

    But not to worry, he says.

    'Smelly odor is not bad, it's just a function of what you're eating and what your bacteria is doing inside your gastrointestinal tract. Everyone is different.'

    Asked if smelly farts are a bad thing, Dr Brand responds: 'Nope. It just means you're eating food and digesting it well - and there's more room on the outside than on the inside.'

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    WHAT IS A FART?

    A large proportion of the gas we let off during the day is carbon dioxide, which is largely odor-free.

    One per cent is hydrogen sulfide, generated by foods high in sulfur.

    It can comes from the air we swallow or gas seeping into our intestines from the blood.

    Flatulence becomes concerning to doctors if it is caused by a chemical reaction in the gut, or by bacteria in the gut.

    WHAT MAKES A FART SMELLY?

    Smelly wind is generated when food is not processed properly - usually carbohydrates.

    When carbs are not absorbed sufficiently into your intestines, particles sit in your gut and ferment.

    'Foul smell just means the carbohydrates you consume are being malabsorbed - it's fermented,' Dr Brand told Thrillist.

    WHY DO SOME PEOPLE HAVE SMELLIER FARTS?

    'Some people are methane producers, and some people are hydrogen sulfide producers - which causes flatulence to smell like rotten egg,' Dr Brand told Thrillist.

    'It's all a function of what you eat.'

    WHAT FOOD MAKES FARTS SMELL WORSE?

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    'Wine farts' are largely created by the hydrogen sulfide (H2S) which can be difficult to ingest

    Alcohol

    Beer is carbonated, as are some wines. And both contain yeast.

    A blog on the wine news site Vine Pair explained 'wine farts' are largely created by the hydrogen sulfide (H2S) generated in the brewing process.

    It creates, a 'rotten egg, sewage like' smell when not properly ingested by the body.

    This is the same for the yeast in beer - not helped by the bubbles.

    Wine also contains mercaptans compounds, which have a 'rotten cabbage' smell.

    Foods high in fructose, polyol, and sulfur

    Doctors advise avoiding:

    • Apple
    • Pear
    • Watermelon
    • Cabbage
    • Asparagus
    • Leeks
    • Onions
    • Garlic
    • Avocado
    • Mushrooms
    • Cauliflower
    Wheat and rye products

    Doctors advise avoiding:

    • Bread
    • Pasta
    • Noodles
    • Cereal
    • Cakes
    Dairy products

    Doctors advise avoiding:

    • Milk
    • Yogurt
    • Ice cream
    • Butter
    • Cream
    • Very milky or white chocolate
    WHAT SHOULD YOU EAT INSTEAD?

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    Protein does cause smelly farts. However, protein generates less gas, so you're likely to fart less, Dr Brand says. For this to work, it is crucial to avoid high-fat meats, so go for chicken

    These carbohydrates

    For people with serious gastroenteritis-linked problems, Dr Brand would advise cutting out FODMAP carbohydrates from their diet.

    FODMAP stands for Fermentable Oligosaccharides, Disaccharides, Monosaccharides And Polyols.

    These carbs ferment and sit in the gut, conjuring smelly gas.

    For most of us, a few FODMAPs should be ok.

    Here are some alternatives:

    • Rice
    • Corn
    • Potato
    • Quinoa
    High-protein diet

    Protein does cause smelly farts. However, protein generates less gas, so you're likely to fart less, Dr Brand says.

    For this option to work, it is crucial to avoid high-fat meats.

    Instead opt for lean white meat, such as:

    • Skinless chicken
    • Turkey
    • Fish
    • Sirloin and tenderloin cuts of meat
    WHAT MAKES A FART LOUD?

    That depends on the position of your sphincter.

    If your sphincter is relaxed, the gas will pass without a sound.

    Coffee, for example, naturally relaxes the sphincter, making people fart more as it is easier for gas to pass out.

    WHEN TO CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR

    First, have a look at your lifestyle and diet if you think you fart too much (i.e.: more than 22 times a day).

    For some people, gassiness could be a warning sign of a digestion problem - such as lactose intolerance or celiac disease.

    It could also be a sign of a digestive tract infection or irritable bowel syndrome.

    If you are concerned about your digestion and gas, visit a gastroenterologist for a consultation.



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    anything in there about follow thru
     
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    Excellent well written informative article there Aussie <ok>

    But, why didn't it mention those important well known facts: (1) "He who smelt it, dealt it", and (2) "Where're you be, let your wind go free" ?
     
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    was there any mention of the pull my finger relationship to length of fart and strength of smell
     
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    In church or Chappell let it rattle
     
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    I didn't see that mentioned either kiwi.

    I reckon Doctor Myron Brand needs discrediting for his/her shoddy second rate article.......<whistle>
     
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    experts a
    get a real job
     
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  8. San Diego

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    Today I woke up and didn't read an article about farts
     
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    aussie can pm you one
     
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  10. San Diego

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    A fart or an article?
     
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    Good morning all
     
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    I don't think 606 does smellovision yet
     
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    Probably just as well Rochdale ain't that far
     
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    hell yeah
    don't want to smell that place
    like the smell of death you can never shake it off
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    we had 2 numbers on wednesday
    9 and 18
    25 million tonight
     
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    I'm in tonight as well, l'm hoping l pulled the lucky numbers out of my arrse!
     
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    dont let aussie near the lotto machine
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    too late
    he farted
     
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    Did we win yet?
     
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    this morning i woke up and checked the numbers
    should have stayed aleep
    not a single number
    on the plus side it means we* can now win 27 million on wednesay


    *we means me
     
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    You're on t'other side of the world mate so we and me are actually the same thing.................think about it.
     
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