You can't buy a new face good enough to have a lady want to touch your penis you hideous ****ing monster of a man no matter how much you pretend to earn .
It's all true and you've just landed a fatal blow to my self-worth which I may never recover from. I'll just need to cry myself to sleep, alone, atop my mattress which is stuffed with £50 notes while blowing my nose with bearer bonds.
ER used to make jokes about ST's dead mum, the usual suspects never batted an eyelid then. People play the 'I'm offended' card as soon as they've been intellectually bitchslapped, which is why Kirung and Dev are the first to cry NOT FAIR Spineless two-faced little ****s.
Yes Simon, trawl through 52k+ posts to find the posts that Dev knows he's made, just for him to then say 'oh it was a joke'.