An upsetting new cookery course could be about to come to the UK. The event is called BYOS, which sounds promising, doesn't it? It stands for Bring Your Own Semen . Sorry, what? Yes. Bring your own semen. The fluid that arrives after ejaculation. A sex educator wants you to bring some of yours to a kitchen and use it in food. The new course is the brainchild of a man called Nelson Sivalingam. “I know some people will find this hard to swallow, but the idea of cooking with semen isn’t as farfetched as one might think," he said in a press release. Food is sexy Fox is hoping to teach participants to cook into various dishes their own ejaculate, creating everything from dainty starters, to hearty mains and creamy desserts. To join in, people will need to bring five teaspoons of their own brand 'mayonnaise'. Why? Well, any attendees at what would be a London-based event would need to be signed up to events website Wonderush.com. It sounds like a dirty PR stunt, then? Probably. But then cooking with semen is a real thing . People do it. And if 30 people or more show an interest in BYOS, it really will go ahead. “While the idea of bringing [semen] into the kitchen will doubtless appal many people, some individuals find the idea of consuming such an intimate substance an incredible turn-on, and I guess when you consider that humans regularly consume eggs – which are essentially the product of a chicken menstruating – eating a partner’s semen doesn’t seem quite so round the twist," Alix said. Alix said guests might get the chance to "whip up a light ‘Victoria Spooge Cake’, or a boozy round of ‘Schlong Island Iced Teas'." Nothing too hard then. Right now, there's a crowdfunding campaign for Wonderush, and cooking with semen is just one of the events on offer if enough support comes in.
Once, when we were at uni, we made a cake for the flat of girls next door but we ****ed in it. What gave the game away that the cake was tarnished was that my mate put his pubes in it. Looking back, I'm fairly certain we committed a criminal act.
No, got a year to do on it but Open Uni won't let me study it in the UAE. Did 2 years at UCLAN then dropped out, but my career seems to be coping fine without it
I noticed Tina liked this post. Bet she was licking her lips at prospect of cake and cum in the same mouthful. I know I was.
