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Where is MalteseMick?

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  1. Patience

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    I got a taxi to work one day, had to drop the missus off at the metro on the way. Get this stinking middle-aged Paki bastard, and the moment we're in it's all "are you married etc" (we're not), but for the sake of it you just say "aye". So, he's going "Ah very pretty blah blah", then we dropped her off, and basically this is what I tell people when they doubt I have a bird - that a Paki taxi driver saw her therefore it's verified.

    Jokes!

    Anyway, we carry on to work and he's just being a proper pervert going on about wanting to **** white women. Fair play, I'm the same, no Pakis for me either, mate, but it's a grim journey. Anyway, we're round the corner from work and he suddenly dives in to a bus stop where this wee white bird is waving for a cab. Turns to me and says "I'll pick her up, it's ok, you're about to get out" then winks at me. So we pick her up, he drops me, and as I'm getting out of this awkward taxi ride, I turned and, for some reason, said "I hope you make it to work" <laugh> Meant to say "Have a good day", but it came out wrong.

    TL;DR - Pakis are perverts too. White girl is probably dead in the desert.
     
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    Detective Dev has found some evidence that Mick is alive and well on Malta. Great news folks. <cheers>

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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Well the OG Mohammed raped a kid of 9 who he actually married so 14 is fine for them.
     
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  5. Patience

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    Probably should have stayed in the taxi then.
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I wasn't quite as calm as the big fella tbh <laugh>
     
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  7. Patience

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    Does she **** the horse in the x-rated video, Ron? Have you got a copy?

     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Ffs:laugh:
     
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  9. Ron

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    FFS I should have ****ing known <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    So is Mick OK or not?

    I guessed something was afoot
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    <applause>
     
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    Taken like a champ <applause>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I like Ronnie
     
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    No one knows Ron...

    I think he's in jail , past offences caught up with him !
     
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  14. Ron

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    You have picked out one of my favourite shots there Digger

    What does WID mean?
     
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    <laugh>

    You may want to retract thet question Ron :grin:
     
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  16. Ciaran

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    He wid (would) **** her.

    You asked.
     
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    Oh right. Hadn't heard of that before <laugh>
     
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  18. Ciaran

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    How old is she m8?

    If you don't mind me asking of course.
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Too old for me then <ok>
     
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