Warren Joyce 'in line for sensational Hull City return with Mike Phelan'

Yes, but it is a defunct badge now consigned to be rediscoverd some day in the future on the Antiques Road Show. "So tell me, have you it insured?" No. "Well, that is good, because iit is considered to be common, lousy, and irrelevant."

 

The Golem...

 

All right then, that was utter crap - you are shipping goals like its diarhoea you lily- livered bunch of overpaid cesspits. You, Huddlestone, this game is not played in slow motion. Marshall, Scottish International eh - I can see why you won't be making it to the World Cup 2018, Hernandez, you lightweight Villa fan, off with yez in January," Uruguayan International" my arse, more like"You're a going intentionally." Now get out there and play some football you f........g featherweight ballerinas.

 

No thanks, even Flat top Nigel Pearson smiles more than Clarke.

Clarke must be one of the most miserable bastards on earth.

This guy is happy, look at his moves

 

Mr Ehaw, there is no such team as Hull Tigers so why would I have heard of them?

 

Is that a photo of you Ullofaman?
Mrs Ullofaman is a very lucky lady

 

Unfortunately, that was me in my prime - I have lost my natural good looks since then but my dear spouse, affectionately known to all who hold her near and dear as Mary-Walk-Sideways, still stands by me. She comes from excellent stock you see, why even my mother-in-law, known to all who hold her near and dear as "Annie the Man" is very fond of me too. I've been blessed you might say and the gene pool for the future is all the better for it.

 

Mary-Walk-Sideways? She's one of the Crabb family?

 

Nice story

 

Ehaw's reaction when Joyce said that to him.

Ehaw running down the corridor......"daddy daddy the nasty man swore at me"

 

He had a heart attack in 2012. Doubt coming in here is going to help his ticker.

 

Tony Coton isn't at Villa. Never was.

 

He has been head of goalkeeper recruitment at Villa since 2015.

 

Where do you get this from Castro?

 

This wonderful think I have access to called the internet. Don't let on, everyone will be wanting to use it.

 

Surely the more people that use it the better it is?

 

But it will slow it down.

 

True. Particularly a problem in places like Hull where you're restricted to one provider who throttle your connection.