Let's find Kirung a job

Baring in mind that Si is normally pished oot his gord on cheap polish lager whenever he meets up wea the hobo i fear his opinion on the Ukrainian skank can't really be trusted. Even her very existence is up for debate
 
A.L.D.O 4.1 said:
Baring in mind that Si is normally pished oot his gord on cheap polish lager whenever he meets up wea the hobo i fear his opinion on the Ukrainian skank can't really be trusted. Even her very existence is up for debate
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Plus SI is camera happy, I'm sure if he'd actually met him we'd have seen a photo of Toby on a train drinking lager.
 
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DevAdvocate said:
Oh right I see it must be kosher then.

:eek:
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That's how corroboration works .
Person A says " I have a cowboy hat "
Person B (this is you) says " No you haven't "
Person C then interjects "Yes he does he was wearing it last night at the rodeo".

Person B should then use this testimony to decide person A does in fact own a cowboy hat.
If necessary photographic evidence of the accused wearing said stetson could be produced at a later date if person D uploaded their CV listing their previous and current jobs .
 
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In summary Toby has offered to get Ciaran a job in IT but only if he can see his CV first. Ciaran is understandably none to keen to hand over his CV to a complete stranger so we have reached an impasse.
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:huh:

Can you honestly not read?
 
DUNCAN DONUTS said:
That's how corroboration works .
Person A says " I have a cowboy hat "
Person B (this is you) says " No you haven't "
Person C then interjects "Yes he does he was wearing it last night at the rodeo".

Person B should then use this testimony to decide person A does in fact own a cowboy hat.
If necessary photographic evidence of the accused wearing said stetson could be produced at a later date if person D uploaded their CV listing their previous and current jobs .
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Not in Scotland. We have a proper legal system whereby you need more than one person to corroborate your pish.
 
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DUNCAN DONUTS said:
That's how corroboration works .
Person A says " I have a cowboy hat "
Person B (this is you) says " No you haven't "
Person C then interjects "Yes he does he was wearing it last night at the rodeo".

Person B should then use this testimony to decide person A does in fact own a cowboy hat.
If necessary photographic evidence of the accused wearing said stetson could be produced at a later date if person D uploaded their CV listing their previous and current jobs .
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If only this was a court of law eh?
 
DevAdvocate said:
Deary ****ing me <doh>
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Where did I say I was getting Kirung a job in IT? As if someone as thick as him would ever get a job <doh>

I'm talking slurry farm temping or maybe trolley pusher? Something along those lines.
 
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