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  1. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    <peacedove> Black cats are associated with something evil. Apart from parking the bus last night, is Mourinho into voodoo?
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    The black cat was walking the pitch before kick off.
     
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    jaffaSlot Well-Known Member

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    It made him confused in his post match comments. He thought Liverpool were the team with only 35% possession.
     
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    Buschester United.

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    TBF his stream went down after about 10 minutes #diehard
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    #racist


    I have a black Maine Coon kitty. Really sweet lovable beastie. Nothing evil about her.

    I say black, she used to be black, as she's got older she's actually a really dark brown now, parts of her have a dark smoke-grey colour.

    Beautiful kitty.
     
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  6. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    #racist


    <whistle>
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Cats are evil..
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I have 6 cats (married to a crazy cat lady) only one of my cats could be described as evil.
     
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  9. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Rest are evil, just either when you aren't home or when they disappear out for 20 hours and only come back to eat.
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    We have neighbourhood Nazis that love fining everyone. Our neighbourhood has by-laws stating no pet may leave your property. Basically that translates to "no outdoor cats allowed". So ours don't go outside. Actually 5 of them don't go out. The 6th is only kind-of ours. She showed up at our house pregnant one day begging to be let in (hadn't been spayed , had worms, no microchip, obviously once owned though because friendly to people... We think she was dumped in our neighbourhood by someone).

    We found homes for and looked after her and her kittens, got her fixed, then released her. She stays around though and we let her in and feed her. If neighbourhood tries to fine us for having her though we'll tell them she's a stray.
     
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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Do you milk your cats?

    P.S changed your ****ing name again. <doh>
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    No, I value my life.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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  14. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    He's milking it for all it's worth
     
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  15. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    We have heard stories of witches changing into cats and odd fellow people making use of cats for their rituals.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    My black cat is bloody gorgeous. I wish she would turn into a witch at night.

    #zingywould
     
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    Now we know what Maureen keeps under his coat..............................a rancid pussy :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    <laugh> <laugh>..................................but...you're a horse <laugh> WTF
     
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  20. Diego

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    I know we all call you mousers for a laugh but running all over the pitch when a game is about to start should be punished by the FA :angry:
     
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