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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Oct 17, 2016.

  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    In eight premier league games so far this season, the Mackems have managed to get themselves into the lead in only two of them. They were in the lead for 41 minutes of playing time against Palace (even including 4 minutes of injury time but not counting the length of the half time break) and 5 minutes against Southampton.

    That's 46 minutes of being-in-the-lead football.....wow!

    That's one half of a game of football in front in eight games compared to fifteen halves either losing or drawing.

    Now you why the Mackems are so pissed off that they are no longer posting! <laugh>
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Anyone fancy invading their board? :emoticon-0136-giggl

    Is there anyone left over there?

    The only team in the top five divisions of English football not to have won a game this season!

    Their last premier league victory was in May!

    The last Tyne and Wear team to have won a Premier League match was us.....and we are nearly into November!

    I wonder if they now wish they were playing burton Albion, they might actually win a game <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Stack a few more more stats and facts below, fellas <ok>
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Even with a win. The Mackems will still comfortably be able to count their points on one hand.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Eight games in and already the Mackems are seventeen points behind the leaders and fourteen points off a champions league spot.

    Ah well, I guess a first trip to Milan will just have to wait :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Is their board 'a dead board' now then Dorts?
    They are rather fond of labelling other boards with that particular tag I hear.....

    <whistle>
     
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    Their board is as dead as their chances of winning the Treble :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Depressing time to be a mackem, rooted to the bottom, everyone hating the owner, players not giving a ****, hard to imagine them actually winning a match...very reminiscent our 08/09 season!

    Was about to feel sorry for them, but then remembered its Sunderland...
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    If their current form continues they will get it in spades of us lot. Shame they won't hang around though.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It's quite easy to create a username on their RTG message board :angel:



    Should one wish to converse with some Mackems.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Even Comm has disappeared!
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Their best poster anarl.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    By a mile.
     
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    With a finger spare?
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    There's a '46 Minutes' thread on the Sunderland board now, wonder if they will take the bait? :cheesy:
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Dorts polishing his big rod :)
     
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    Newcastle now just one place below Sunderland in the league.
     
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    Anybody want to start a sweepstake on how FredOz will try and turn this into a positive??
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He'll make up some random stat from the pre war era I'm sure.
     
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