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Match Day Thread Liverpool V Man Utd - Premier League

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by moreinjuredthanowen, Sep 30, 2016.

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What will occur

Poll closed Oct 16, 2016.

  1. Liverpool Win

    15 vote(s)
    62.5%

  2. Draw

    6 vote(s)
    25.0%

  3. Utd win

    5 vote(s)
    20.8%

  4. I love a good ****!

    1 vote(s)
    4.2%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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  1. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    saintanton, Oct 14, 2016
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Yeah might just struggle to get in tune with the diving needed today. Not a great effort there, needed to scream and roll about.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Oct 15, 2016
  3. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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  4. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    We need to beat United by four clear goals top the table on Monday.
     
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  5. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    FFS it's three clear goals #readthetable
     
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    astro, Oct 15, 2016
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yes, three goals to have joint top goal difference, but we have more "goals for" and that puts us top.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Oct 15, 2016
  7. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    Just win it by whatever and I'll be happy. It's not win or bust at all but what a great place we'll be in if we climb to joint top while the rest have to play 2 games in the next week to our one. Win and Mourinho will be back under pressure with a massive week for them still to come. Given the weekends results, am now pretty sure that Jose will park the bus.
     
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    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING, Oct 16, 2016
  8. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, he was like a wild animal for Rangers, after his almost perfect disciplinary record at LFC.:)
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Oct 16, 2016
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  9. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    Getting close...............any Lallana news?
     
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  10. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    KLOPP'S SPEND AT LIVERPOOL

    Morko Gruige £5.1m
    Loris Karius £4.7m
    Joel Matip Free
    Sadio Mane £30m
    Rognar Manniger Free
    Geoginic Wijnoldum £25m
    Total £68.3m

    JOSE'S SPEND AT MAN UNITED
    Eric Bally £30m
    Henri Mkhitaryan £30m
    Zlatan Ibrahimovic Free
    Paul Pogba £89m
    Total £149m

    Liverpool could never land Pogba- You need to be a top club
    Jose Mourinho

    Being able to spend all the money in the world isn't my dream
    Jurgen Klopp
     
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  11. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    Geoginic Wijnoldum
    Rognar Manniger
    Morko Gruige

    <laugh> Great signings them.
     
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    Lucaaas, Oct 16, 2016
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    terrifictraore Well-Known Member

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    Just to annoy people, according to many sources here is a net spend comparison.

    ......................................Purchased...........Sold.................Nett
    Jurgen Klopp..............£73,000,000.........£70,610,000....£2,390,000
    ......................................Purchased...........Sold.................Nett
    Jose Mourinho............£149,000,000......£6,500,000......£142,500,000
     
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  13. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    Klopp rebuilds our squad for less than 3 months of Ibra's wages #ouch
     
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  14. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Q: What does an Manchester United supporter and a bottle of beer have in common?
    A: They're both empty from the neck up.

    Q. Why do ducks fly over Old Trafford upside down?
    A. There's nothing worth craping on!

    Q: Did you hear that Manchester United doesn't have a website?
    A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

    Q: How do you stop a Manchester United supporter from beating his wife?
    A: Dress her in a Barcelona jersey!

    Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
    A: So Man U supporters can get laid too.

    Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
    A: Ask a Manchester United supporter!


    Q: What's the difference between Manchester United supporters and mosquitoes?
    A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.

    Q: Why are Manchester United jokes getting dumb and dumber?
    A: Because Man U supporters have started to make them up themselves.

    Q: What is the shortest book in the world called?
    A: Intelligent Man U supporters.
     
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  15. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    Dribs
    really think you should remove the onion one pronto. That is not funny in every sense
     
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  16. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Done.:emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Oct 16, 2016
  17. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    good lad
     
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  18. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Jose Mourinho usually come to spoil party, he is going to be unlucky this time.
     
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  19. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    I bet Vidic won't finish the game :bandit:
     
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    organic red, Oct 16, 2016
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  20. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    bloody hope so mate
     
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