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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Be careful with Samsungs people..

    You will have seen the news.

    Just for the captain.

     
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    New game

    Samsungs and ladders
     
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  4. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    Remember the advert when the chap waiting for the girl's call dropped it into the sink? Perhaps he was just trying to put out the flames.
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    <laugh>
     
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    Quick Fat Boy, quick.

    <doh>
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    ALBERRRTTTT!!!!
    thanks for making me log on to my Samsung to read your safety advice message!
    i never wanted eyebrows anyway.
    :headbang::headbang:
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    Sorry, but i got side-tracked by thinking of different ways to torture/kill Nev.
     
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    No, my apologies. You've obviously been dealing with very important matters. Please accept my genuine apology.

















    And?

    :emoticon-0130-devil
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    At times, if was a bit like the scene in The Pink Panther where Charles Dreyfus is obsessed eith killing Cloussesu
     
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    Just seen that the Army are issuing kevlar vests out on Canary wharf.
     
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