20 ways to kill Nev- mafia sign up

Ask him to tell the truth

 

He'll commit ' A Valley' rather than do that.... pure torture

 

Test his knowledge of the Highlander Mafia game rules. For every one of the 1,000 questions he gets wrong, we play conkers on his gonads.

 

What gonads? He bottles fights.

He can never be a Mackem then.... offering out for fights is like bringing in the milk off the doorstep for those chaps.

 

Ok so for every answer he gets wrong Smug will give him a forearm smash

 

Well don't task me and Penfold with killing him. We'll end up killing Tash.