Trump or Hillary ?

The weirdest for me, was when he said that Ivanka would be his girlfriend, if he wasn't her father.

 

I suppose that's a common thing in the southern states, which is where a lot of his votes will come from.

 

At first he said "If I wasn't happily married". The bit about being her father was an afterthought.

 

Ivanka or Iwanka ?

 

Reverse Oedipus ?

 

I'd certainly let her **** me.

 

Her dad told friends it was fine to call her "a piece of ass". The man's a fraud, and if the Republicans get humiliated they only have themselves to blame for getting duped.

 

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Who is it in Don's Avatar

He looks like Dave Lee Travis with AIDS.

 

Some Internet troll who goes around firing off at anyone who disagrees with him.

Also writes factually incorrect biographies about decent people.

 

The only person I know who matches that description is .......[cue drum roll.......]

NIGEL WILLIAMSON

 

We have a number of fans with famous lookalikes:

@ForestHillBilly - Rab C.Nesbitt

@baraettmattesvensson - Ronnie Corbett

Reams - Stig of the Dump

Nigel Williamson - Dave Lee Travis post trial.

 

You're Grant Mitchell if memory serves?

 

An ageing version these days

 

Holdens friends (anonymous) claim to have a video of Bill Clinton raping a 13 year old girl.

 

So trump has bought anonymous then.

 

Fantastic news today from the US of A

News that will strike terror into the hearts of grungy Lefties like @SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious and @ForestHillBilly.

My man The Donald is now within 1point of Hillary in the latest poll, after the recent revelations about her dishonesty come back to bite.

I always knew my man would benefit from the tactical advice of that proven winner Nigel Farage eh @The Kish

#TrumperForPrez
#NoLezInTheWhiteHouse

 

Neither of the two candidates would last 5 minutes in British politics.

 

Don is poised for a famous win

 

If they weren't part of the same planet I'd laugh if America got Trump, it's what they deserve