COLD/MANFLU REMEDIES

anybody got any go to remedies as i dont feel gr8

i was thinking plenty pakora n sauce to flush the germs out

 

Suicide.

 

Neurofen anti cold/flu tablets

 

About 2 inches of Brandy or Scotch in a tall glass. Top up with boiling water, juice of half a lemon, 2 tsps of demerera sugar. Heat, crumble and stir in a smallish lump of Moroccan hash. Drink & repeat until adrift on a warm cloud of delirium.

Failing that, heroin

 

Man up and grow a pair.

 

not helpful.

 

Heroin pretty much puts everything in its place.

Failing that Scan, a few KAPAK should at least help you feel better.

 

There's not a problem it won't solve

(Until you run out).

 

I don't get the cold

Hope this helps.

 

I've been a recent convert to apple cider vinegar,it has a myriad of uses and benefits.

 

All cider is apple.

 

Don't shoot the messenger,that's what it's called

 

Rub honey up yer nostrils. Eat 4 gloves of garlic and down 1 litre of orange juice immediately after. It overwhelms the senses and kills the cold.

No need to thank me.

 

not...sure...if...serious???

 

Sounds ****ing rank.

What's the % on it?

Was on the Poitin the other night. Not a good mix with the sniff after an all day bender.

 

Honestly, Neurofen anti cold/flu tablets.

 

none of that ****e works i dont think

 

All the other ****e doesn't, just makes you feel better. Have a few hot whiskeys with cloves if you just want that.

 

Wear 5 coats and go to bed to sweat it out.

 

Would I lye 2 u Scan ??? If ur feeling a bit ****y, just take 2 garlic gloves