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Highlanders vs goonies, vs the kurgan, bad bill and ted and the secret agendas within

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Oct 6, 2016.

  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Sounds nice. Red or green... that red **** is phooking mind bending **** to snort
     
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  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    He's gone tl watch all of the Indiana Jones movies back-to-back
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Trap for Albert a black wig n tash stuck in a room with
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    ground hog day !
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Hes trying to figure out how ro ensure you win..

    Did i say im on your side btw.
     
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  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Captainchaos.

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    Battle results


    Connor was all set to fight the kurgan, however the lynch put a stop to this taking place


    Mouth makes his way to the coastline where he meets his opponent in bad ted

    They stare at each other they both know the road ends here for one of them

    Mouth shouts

    "Come on then you cheatin fakka lets see who makes the headlines"

    Bed ted replies


    " listen you adventuring **** I am your greatest fear . I'm going to enter you with my snake and crystal skull **** you to a horrible death "

    Mouth smiles and pulls out his sword

    Much to his surprise ted produces one too

    They take a slice out of each other and drop their swords

    Mouth produces an Ak47


    Unbelievably it's not over as ted whips out his ak47

    There's blood and brains everywhere but they keep going

    Mouth pulls out a g36 and laughs hysterically as ted pulls out his mp5

    Ted musters up the strength to get in his final words

    " right bring Marion and mutt I'm going to kill you, **** your woman and dog while I lebeouf your mother"

    Ted blows mouths brains out

    Mouth is now dead

    Ted picks up his sword and ****s off

    Mouth was obi won

    Elsewhere

    The sea monster who had been starving the past few days sees superman flying about looking like a wrapped half opened chewit he attempts to inhale him

    Superman tried to use his Rays to kill him, however he is low on kryptonite and is inhaled

    Sloth/superman was Mito


    Not good so far

    As a tired Ted returns still basking in glory he is confronted by Connor

    Both have swords

    Connor strikes the first blow and cut off teds face

    Then Connor puts his sword through his gullet


    Ted shouts

    Yyyyyyyyyaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    And slices Connors arm clean off at the shoulder

    It's game on

    Connor shouts

    " I am Connor mcleod of the clan McLeod I was born in the village of glenfinan on the shores of lochsheil I am immortal"

    He slices teds head off






    The road ends for penfold who had a hell of a night

    Earlier Connor searched an area set with a trap and survived because of course he's immortal

    He found a key in the process
     
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  8. swantastic

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    KILL EM ALL !
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Unlucky....

    My super power did not in fact kill the sea beast... ah tell truth is i was bullshitting all along and only had one go with the rays and hoped it woyld be enough to hold off someone.

    Best of luck guys. Its going to be boring without me.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    So Obi is dead - goodie
    Mito is dead- goodie
    Penfold is dead- baddie
    Ritchie is dead- baddie

    Can someone organised like Nev do a summary of remaining players please as I'm been drinkin.
     
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

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    At least I got the Fat Boy.

    Remember the bet No Chance I get all of Fat Boy's points.

    Hmmm wonder who Connor is? Welsh by chance? Hmmm? Urghhh.

     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    it's going to be less of a headfuck <laugh>

    But a loss to the team. That's two of our most active members gone!
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Can tou summarise who's left pls mate
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    You lost my assured kill.... pity but theres only one mafia and one seabeast left. You cant really **** it up
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Nev.
    You

    Valley

    Tobes

    Beardsley


    As im dead i wont put roles in now.
     
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  16. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    And we know who they are!!!
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Pray tell mate. Been boozin
     
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  18. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I'm going to do a proper read back and do a proper update <ok>
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Tobes and Beardsley's Tackle
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    2 from

    Valley
    Tobes
    Beardo

    ?
     
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